Virgin Mary Grip

The tightest pussy of them all, indescribable to the common man. one the real ones remember the day she was spread like peanut butter and really tested. Now shall we all pray to the grippiest of them all: نرجو أن نصلي إلى قبضة مريم العذراء المستقيمة من الأسفل التي حررتنا نحن البشر من تفاوتات العدم. آمين

She had some Virgin Mary grip to her

by Shagging Rn December 30, 2023

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daisy-marie

The most gorgeous, smart and resilient girl/woman. All the boys are after her, and she’s great in bed, and has an erotic kiss. She isn’t the skinniest but she’s got a good body and she loves to show it off! She’s bold and outgoing and everyone loves her for her quirky but sexy personality.

“Have you seen Daisy-Marie today?”
“Yeah she’s so stunning!!”

by Daisy-Marie is sexy! July 29, 2018

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Mary Poppins

Christ! It means "virtually perfect in every way"

She is the Mary Poppins of the political world.
He is the Mary Poppins of chess.
They are the Mary Poppins of basketball.

by Antipope12-4 September 11, 2016

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Mary Sue

Captain Marvel. Nothing more. Just Captain Marvel

"OMG, Captain Marvel's such a Mary Sue"

by NTZKBDMKWD April 30, 2019

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st marys

the worst school in limerick. filled with snakes and want to be travellers.

boy1: i met a bird from st marys
boy2: mort for you

by 1638293 August 28, 2019

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maris

the most important, pretty, caring, smart, humble person someone could ever meet. maris will loving you unconditionally and unwillingly, no matter what you do. even if you’re their ex, they still secretly love you. they are fine-af, and will never forget your birthday.

my best friend’s name is maris.

by iheartme<3 August 18, 2024

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