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Nimcompoop Fly

An annoying fly that just hovers around ur house
by HazOfficialXD July 27, 2022
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Fly Heaven

The heaven where well-behaved flies spend their afterlife, primarily consisting of a fecalicious, auto-self-replenishing turd, as they swarm head and knee deep in it, feasting & breeding in eternal happiness.
"If a fly is well-behaved in its lifetime, it gets to spend eternity in fly heaven"
by AutomneArctique June 13, 2017
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tiny fly

Was that a tiny fly sneakin' out?
by SeriousCat12345 November 23, 2013
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Young fly on the track

🧑🏿s
by buttfart33 October 20, 2023
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venus fly snatch

A vegetarian succubus woman who seduces a man into having sex with her before telling him that she has a viral STD called gonoherpasyphilaids so that he's trapped with her until he dies a slow and painful death.
The venus fly snatch devoured her prey and laughed as he suffered.
by DMTripper March 19, 2018
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The Flying Dutchman

The Flying Dutchman is a variation of a Dutch oven, but instead of farting in a bed and covering the other person in the blanket you fart on a person while standing up then capture them with a blanket. Creating the action of the Flying Dutchman.
Kyle used the Flying Dutchman on me in the office this morning.
by Betycrocker8 October 17, 2025
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flying land squid

A flying land squid is a mythological creature of epic preportions that travels in a pocket of pure oxygen giving it the apperence of "flying". it's origins are widely unknown but it is belived to be the work of two stoned highschool boys. One thing that can not be argued with is the sise of this fictionary giant, its tentical can be the length and thickness of up to three school busses! They have been known to, in an insane rage, tear the roof's off of schools devouring all in its path. Only one has ever been recorded and it is bealived to be imortal with no preditors or ways of killing it. These mamoths are so fierce and powerful that they are the only thing that legend CHUCK NORRIS is actualy afraid of.
"dude I was so baked last night i looked out of my window and i swear a flying land squid drifted by!"

"Dude no way! You to!"
by IWANTTOBELIVE January 8, 2010
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