polar bear rug

code for blow job

hey ricky why don't you give me a polar bear rug

by frank martin mary January 2, 2012

the white to bear arms

All U.S Americans have 'the right to bear arms', but in practice, only white people can trust police to allow them to have this right.

The white to bear arms is evident when comparing the police response to Kyle Rittenhouse, when he was allowed to walk away after he shot three people with an illegal gun and comparing that response to a Minnesotan police officer shooting Philando Castile in front of his family after he notified the officer that he had a legal gun in his car.

by America is the bad place November 23, 2021

The Logy-Bear Twist

The Logy-Bear Twist is an new and exciting sexual maneuver that only experienced sexual connoisseurs should attempt to try. A bit of preparation is necessary for this move. A decent meal beforehand is not necessary but suggested. Two fingers are placed into the partners nostrils while the other hand holds the plunger firmly. The end of the plunger is then suctioned onto the partners anus. Now the partners bowel system may be controlled through a series of simple finger manuvers in the nostrils to greatly enhance the sexual pleasure of the partner. The name is gotten from how the bowels twist and turn while they are being stimulated.
Good luck.

"Yo, man. Did you hear what happened to Slick Dean? I heard that fool got the Logy-Bear Twist?" - Dim Robert
"Don't talk about it man, this is what he wanted." - Big Tom

by Arthur Cunning January 25, 2016

Pooh Bear Syndrome

when you get really tired after eating a large meal.

there was so much food last night, i got major pooh bear syndrome. i slept for 18 hours!

by katsickle May 28, 2009

Hungarian Bear Trap

The act of lowering the scrotum into the mouth of a female who has braces and forcing her to bite down hard by either tickling her feet or punching her in the stomach

- Hey bro! Wanna go steal a homeless guys shoes and fill them with cream cheese?
- Nah sorry man, can't. Going to get a Hungarian Bear Trap off my girlfriend

by Blazzzyy October 25, 2012

Gummy Bear Porn

To position gummy bears into sexual positions, often times causing massive gummy bear orgies

I spent all last night creating a movie using gummy bear porn!

by Paraprincess February 23, 2011

Child Bearing Hips

Hips that possibly fool, however also trigger a man's innate sense of attraction to women who have the ability to bear children.

That girl could catch it. She has those child bearing hips and a fuck me gut.

by Oscar the Pedophile August 3, 2009