Fuck Boy

eric ray hoffmann

eric sent dick pics to 3 of my best friends behind my back and played us all. he is a FUCK BOY.

by ffuupp September 20, 2017

fucking jackass

Fucking Jackass is Donkey from Shrek.

Shrek:
No, my swamp
Donkey:
Our swamps
Shrek:

Fucking Jackass

by xxxkillerspreexxx July 19, 2020

Toss fuck

A fuckwit who can’t drive

Oh look at this toss fuck pulling out and then hitting his breaks

by Tossfuck December 5, 2018

Fat Fuck

When one is extremely fat

i just saw a fat fuck

by dstone2448 February 28, 2015

Fucks-to-give meter

Measures how many fucks you give from a scale of 1-10

Somebody who I hated wants to talk to me, so I gave him the fucks-to-give meter to him. I gave him a 0 amount of fucks to give

by Isuckox485 May 2, 2023

fuck test

An often abridged version of a shit test that a woman uses to determine whether a mate is worthy of a test fuck.

fuck test example 1. Alpha male: All I had to do to get laid was show up, dress reasonably well, demonstrate a little confidence, and take her to a half-way decent restaurant for which she paid. We fucked post haste all night long.

fuck test example 2. Beta male: I spent months treating her like a queen and never even got a hand job. Meanwhile, she fucks him (alpha male) on the first date. Fuckin slut!

by Dimebag Donny December 6, 2024

December 5th fuck your roommate day

It’s the day all roommates who are secretly or not secretly gay to have sex with each other

Logan: Parker and Zack let’s have sex!
Parker: No I’m not gay
Logan: I am but it doesn’t matter it’s December 5th fuck your roommate day
Zack: Well Parker it is a holiday after all
Parker: But Logan my asshole still hurts from yesterday but oh well I’ll be walking like a penguin tomorrow

by Remmerr November 27, 2023