fuck twig

A penis that is very thin, and often times also slightly bent, thus resembling a twig.

Cynthia: "I love Brian, and his little fuck twig."
Jennifer: " Ah, bless him."

by Monkey Bobby August 26, 2016

Fuck your feelings

this is my sisters saying she is going away to collage,so i created this for her out of fun and do not mean this literally or with any harm whatsoever,and instead to show her this as a gift type thing out of love and fun;so have fun with this saying

EXAMPLE:

Guy: How could you fuck my best friend, you know how i felt about you!

Girl: When we were together, you cheated on me anyway. So Fuck Your Feelings about me doing it

aunt: I don't appreciate the foul language you use in your tiktok page. there's kids on this site you know!

nice :honestly Fuck Your Feelings, If you don't want your kids exposed to vulgarity, get them off tiktok because they are most likely to young for the app anyway.

by love.synny August 18, 2022

Fuck care

Stronger term for don’t care in Singlish

I fuck care - I don’t care

He fuck care you - he doesn’t care about you

by Defce August 3, 2021

fuck/you

Pronouns used by incredibly lonely individuals, to the point where they use inanimate objects to replace human connections.

"hey do you know kyle"
"oh the kid with fuck/you pronouns?"
"yeah well i just saw fuck giving a bj to you banana during lunch"

by casey.gardner March 16, 2022

Bro, She Going TO Hug It up Until I DO Not GIve A Fuck, pussy cowards

Bro, She Going TO Hug It up Until I DO Not GIve A Fuck, pussy cowards

Bro, She Going TO Hug It up Until I DO Not GIve A Fuck, pussy cowards

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025

cloud fucked

When Anthony Weiner's emails get synced from the cloud and you lose a Presidential election because of it

Wow, I was going to be President, until I got cloud fucked.

by Six_Flags_Kid_NC November 14, 2016

Fuck your ex day

On May 1st Pick your favorite ex and FUCK . FUCK LIKE THERE IS NOT TOMORROW!

Boy: You know we fucking right?

Girl: Your my ex!

Boy: I know but your my favorite ex and I need sum pussy.

Girl : I mean you do give good dick.

Boy: Bet
Girl: Only because it’s Fuck your ex day!

by Xxxporno.xvx.com May 1, 2019