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fuck a lot February

You've heard of no nut November and dick down December.. its basically the same thing for the month of February! please use with consent though :)
Hey babe, I know we already did it today but its fuck a lot February … wanna do it again today?
Hey cutie, I know you finished but its fuck a lot February.. round 3?
by getpaidtogetlaid November 30, 2020
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National fuck an Xbox day

The day where you lose a game of modern warfare 2 and you get have the urge to go fuck your Xbox!
Good morning! It’s National fuck an Xbox day!
by Nationaldays13 August 28, 2023
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Face Fuck

When you fuck someone but pretend they are someone else
I wanted to fuck my best friends sister but she wasn't here so I had sex with some chick And pretend it was her; Face Fuck
by Isabella12345Jolie May 4, 2022
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learn to shut (the fuck) up-institutions

Another (retrograde) definition for educational institutions in the internet age, based on the fact that one has to shut up and listen, and prove or disprove things in the best possible way, as opposed to the internet where everyone can just shout out everything they want or even force themselves on random strangers.
Marked by a contrast of a true understanding of relativism and absolutism as opposed to the internet, where every relative, negligible thing or context is also given full absolute status.
Being too much on the internet makes me long for learn to shut (the fuck) up-institutions.
by felixh November 30, 2016
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FUCK BASKETBALL

This is not the place to vent but i’m doing it anyway

IM FUCKIN DONE! I CANNOT GO A FUCKIN DAY WITHOUT SEEING SOMETHING RELATED TO FUCKIN BASKETBALL! I DONT SEE SHIT ABOUT FOOTBALL, NASCAR, OR HOCKEY! AND SOCCER DOESN’T POP UP AS MUCH AND I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE MOST POPULAR SPORT! JUST FUCKING BASKETBALL THAT DOES IT ALL THE FUCKIN TIME! AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON DOUCHEFUCKS WHO WANK TO THE NBA LOGO POSTING RETARTED FUCKING BASKETBALL EDITS AND SHOTS ON YOUTUBE SHORTS! THEY NEED TO FUCKING MAKE A TIER LIST OF ALL THEIR MENTAL PROBLEMS INSTEAD OF MAKING THOSE STUPID FUCKING SHORTS NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT! AND IF THEY GET LOTS OF LIKES AND COMMENTS, IT FROM BOTS. AND THE NBA EVEN HAS MORE POWER THAN US CONGRESS SOMETIMES THEY NEED TO CUT THE FUCK DOWN! AND NCAA YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE SAFE? NAH NAH NAH THE MONTH OF MARCH WAS DEDICATED TO YOUR LITTLE SPORT AND YOU WANT EVERYONE TO MAKE A BRACKET ABOUT IT! NCAA IS JUST A BUNCH OF COLLEGE KIDS WASTING THEIR FUCKING LIFE AWAY ON INDOCTRINATIONS. AND EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT FUCKING CATLIN CLARK? DOUCHEBAGS SAY SHE HOT BUT SHE LOOKS LIKE FUCKIN FAITH SEED FROM FAR CRY 5 OR FOR THOSE WHO DONT KNOW WHAT FAR CRY 5 IS, SHE LOOKS LIKE ANTHONY FANTANO WITHOUT THE BEARD AND LONG HAIR. BY THE JAWLINE YOU PROBABLY AINT A GIRL! HE HIM HE HIM HE HIM!
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 3, 2024
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fuck nugget

is used as an insult, someone who could only be lucky enough to fuck a nugget, often disliked by the population of the world, usually a male but can be used by a female to describe a male (but go right ahead and use it on a female it's 2018, go equality) this person if highly in the wrong and should be punished somehow for being such a fuck nugget. don't be friends with a fuck nugget they're rude assholes
person 1: i can't believe you've one this.
person 2: you absolute hoe, go back to the trash.
person 1: you're such a fuck nugget, piss off bro
by oh puh-leeze July 6, 2018
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