smoking bear

n. Fellatio.

"She's in there getting high and smoking bear"

by Barras October 2, 2020

Down the smoke

Gay or queer slang for a man sucking another mans dick and swallowing.

I’ll be going to Greg’s later to down the smoke.

I downed so much smoke last night.

by Tetetwhahaha August 30, 2025

Smoking Asshair

When someone acts really dumb and stupid for no given reason

Jeff: oog eeg booga borg
Greg: did you smoking asshair Jeff?

by ( )( )::::::::::::::::::D~~~~~ October 15, 2020

To Drown Someone In Smoke

To tell someone something disturbing about yourself and , quote on quote, “drowning them” in the truth.

It’s “drowning in smoke” because smoke is viewed as something unhealthy and overall not good.

The fact you’d be saying about yourself would be so disturbing that they would almost die of shock. And since they can’t forget it, it would “drown them”.

“Tell me about what happened.”
“Man, it’d drown you in smoke if I did.”

“You should tell him what Joey does.”
“I don’t want to drown someone in smoke like that.”

by Por primera vez September 19, 2021

No Smoke

No BS/no lie. Genuinely, without reservation, not blowing smoke up someone's derriere. The upscale, pinkies-up version of "No Cap".

No smoke, Matthew McConaughey was at the speakeasy last night.

by The Etymologists January 16, 2023

Whom smokes a cabinet, drinks a window

Someone who's even weirder behind closed doors / who outdid themself.

Person 1: Did you hear about what James did?! That dude's wild!! I always knew he wasn't right in the head.

Person 2: Well, you know what they say. Whom smokes a cabinet, drinks a window.

by Elderflower_sickness May 25, 2023

Smoke Feed

Fake Weed. Half of the time just grass or paper.

I bought some weed from my usual dealer but the little ass hole sold me smoke feed.

by Vinnie V. December 16, 2006