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Irish Water Spaniel

A large breed of spaniel, the oldest and rarest of them.

It has a thick, waterproof, curly liver-coloured coat which although looks similar to that of a poodle in texture, is actually very soft and fluffy.

Their most distinguishing features are their bright yellow eyes and their strange, hairless, rat-like tails. They also have webbed feet.

It is impossible to keep this dog out of the water, so don`t even try.
Person 1 - `Hey, is that a poodle?'
Person 2 - 'No, check the tail. That's an Irish Water Spaniel'
by Ayra April 8, 2010
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its water time

having a glass of water before your first ALCOHOLIC drink of the night.
e.g

Paul Dillon: Its water time! *drinks a glass of water*
by chulddddddd September 2, 2017
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Dog Water

(aka) Labrador Water
When the water you're served in a cafe tastes like you've licked an unwashed Labrador. Caused by the glass-wear being washed with anything contaminated with egg sulfur.
This tastes like "Dog Water "
by beachedAS March 23, 2009
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Laura Harbin-Waters

Noun:
Laura Harbin-Waters, aka “ the chopper “.
A helicopter style landlord that will hover around the building she owns, but doesn’t occupy.

She will make multiple daily visits to the building where she is lord of the land. Goddess of the servants ( tenants ) that she allows to pay her for the high privilege of living under her roof.

Tenants rights be damned if she wants to come into your apartment. It is her building and if you don’t comply with her frequent demands for entry with 12 hours notice, she will have her royal attorney, Rosemary Healy send a strongly worded letter as a warning that you must comply, or else.
I got home at 6pm and found evidence that Laura Harbin-Waters was here again today. She left a note saying a locksmith will be in the building to change all the locks in the morning for the safety of the tenants and security of the building, and then left the doors unlocked when she choppered off, up up and away.
by TheWierdo June 6, 2022
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Laura Harbin-Waters

A helicopter style landlord that hovers around the property she owns but does not herself occupy.
Everyday there will be signs of her presence, such as notes left for tenents/caretakers, unlocked doors, missing alcohol, and hideous new decor.

She demands respect…being lord and goddess of the land and all.

You are not a tenant, but a caretaker who pays to occupy the space.

Tenants rights be damned if she wants ( not needs ) to come in.
Laura Harbin-Waters put a 24 hour notice on my door at 12:01 pm to let me know she will be coming in at 12 pm. I told her “No, Laura. I work from 8 to 4:30 every single day.” but she declared “ I am the lord of the land, you have to let me in or else I will sick my discount lawyer, Rose Mary Healy on you faster than you can say ….uuuuhmmm”
by TheWierdo June 4, 2022
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bbq water

A nasty form of subtance only drank by the wild beast called brian berrig he can easily be found bent over with his entie ass crack hanging out at your local county fair
Hey look its brian with the bbq water well shit there his is again with his pants down looking like a big wildabeast
by Wildwildabeast August 19, 2019
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bread and water

safe word to use around guardian figures that truly means "weed and a dutch"
"Urv: Yo, who's tryna burn tonight?
Shay: I'll bring the bread and water homie
Urv: What does that even fuckin mean?!
Shay: Weed and a dutch, you idiot"
by #72 November 21, 2013
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