Deez Nuts

The hanging sacks of flesh under a man's penis. Also known as testicles.

Yo bitch, you want to suck on deez nuts. Do you want these nuts in your mouth??

by dasmart one November 19, 2007

test nut

To jack off to something to see if you’re attracted to it

I did a test nut last night to see if I was into traps. It was inconclusive.

by Bonejangles August 6, 2019

super nut

When you dont masturbate for a month and have the best nut ever

Guy 1: "Man I didn't fap for a month and decided that today was the day I do that again."

Guy 2: "I bet your nut must have been like a drug high"

Guy 1: "I guess you could call it a super nut"

by WobbenBuffet January 24, 2017

nut freeze

its when ur get so cold your nuts shrink and schwrivel up.

look at how small that guys sack is!!!
"shutup i have got a nut freeze"
"sure you do, HAHAHHA"

by Don Gulliver April 5, 2003

Nut wipe

the female act of wiping the man's testicles with a napkin, or a facecloth after sexual adventures

"And with a grin, she took her favorite tube-top, and gave me the most gentle nut wipe that i had ever experienced."

by kingsexy February 3, 2003

stinky nut

When your poop is very hard and bounces on the back of the toilet to then hit your nuts

Jim told me the other day when I was going to the bathroom that he got stinky nut

by NutsReal December 28, 2018

budgie nuts

used to tell someone they have small balls

hey budgie nuts what are you doin

by nouget' September 25, 2007