dead man's hand

the act of masturbating with a numb hand, preferrably after sitting on the desired hand.

"hey joony, i did the dead man's hand yesterday"
"did it really feel like a handjob?"

by destroyer of memes April 15, 2015

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dead body krew

it is a type of blood street gang in minnesota the dead body krew is the hardest gang around the midwest to get in you have to be a juggalo and can be trusted with Anything the dead body krew dont care if your dead or alive so go fuck yourself

Eddie,alex and sean are in the dead body krew.

by tj procter February 24, 2008

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Dead President Motorboat

The act of placing dollar bills between a strippers breasts.

"I felt obligated to tip the stripper, so I gave her a Dead President Motorboat."

by Wilby Daniels May 15, 2013

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dead man walking

a person who has seen & experienced many harsh things & situations, causing them to be resilient & appear emotionally numb, anhedonic, & expressionless, resembling someone who is dead

also used to described a person who has faced death but refuses to die

yo have you seen thomas after that car accident happened he’s like a dead man walking

my doctor told my family i wasn't supposed to wake up from my coma, im a dead man walking

by johnblay7756 May 31, 2023

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dead man working

The guy everyone knows is gonna get fired and everyone quietly ignores for fear of getting on the bosses' bad sides, even if he's a great guy.

I was gonna invite Joe to lunch with us, but then I remembered. He's basically Dead Man Working right now. Not worth risking it.

Janine's leaving early again?
She's only got a week left. Dead Man Working. No point kissing up, now.

Phil's getting called in to the Manager's Office. Third time this month.
Uh-oh. Dead Man Working.

by GavinLestrade January 25, 2014

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