Egg Slicer ; is when you 'drop off' and it'smells so bad you couldn't feed it to a dog, big and bad.
by Bryn Benn April 10, 2020
Get the Egg Slicer mug.It’s when your GFs cooking breakfast and tells you you dropped something and when you bend over to pick it up she whispers in your ear (f me) you say, now? And she says yea now. And you just whip it out all angry and BAM you shove it in. And right away you feel crunch and suddenly it’s cold. She laughs. She says, Says fuck off. How’d you like that whispering egg?
by BLaM666 August 29, 2018
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Get the Don’t fall on an egg mug.When a man ducks a woman's ass. He pulls out then places one testicle in her ass and they other in her vagina.
Heather " do u want some deviled egg salad?"
Michael " wait so you want me to fuck your dumper, pull out and stuffed one ball in your ass and stuck the other on your pussy?"
Heather " umm... Ok that will work!"
Michael " wait so you want me to fuck your dumper, pull out and stuffed one ball in your ass and stuck the other on your pussy?"
Heather " umm... Ok that will work!"
by Cupcakefacekilla187 March 7, 2021
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A move most commonly performed by gym bros and blue collar workers in the bed room.
It’s when you just got done working outside, or working out and you have nasty sweaty balls. When you get home you convince your significant other to have sex with you, and you put your balls on their top lip while they lick your taint.
It’s when you just got done working outside, or working out and you have nasty sweaty balls. When you get home you convince your significant other to have sex with you, and you put your balls on their top lip while they lick your taint.
Chad: “Come here Bethany, let me give you some dirty eggs.”
Bethany: “Oh Chad, I love your dirty eggs. I needed some good flavor today.”
Kyle: “ Hey Rachel, do you want breakfast for dinner tonight? I’m whipping up some dirty eggs.”
Rachel: “Oh Kyle, you know I’ll eat your dirty eggs any time of the day!”
Bethany: “Oh Chad, I love your dirty eggs. I needed some good flavor today.”
Kyle: “ Hey Rachel, do you want breakfast for dinner tonight? I’m whipping up some dirty eggs.”
Rachel: “Oh Kyle, you know I’ll eat your dirty eggs any time of the day!”
by Caleb Snider July 15, 2025
Get the Dirty Eggs mug.I was getting the best head the other day, but my partner hates swallowing my load, so when I was ready to cum, I pulled out and gave him/her a runny egg
by El Pitoso November 19, 2023
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