caged bird syndrome

When one is caught in the boring part of a relationship and they feel trapped and want to leave the relationship but they cant because they still have feelings for the other person. OR they are freaked out by how intense the relationship is when its only been a few weeks, so they want out but at the same time they dont.

She feels like she has caged bird syndrome because he told her he loved her after the 2nd week they were together.

by notaboutlove December 16, 2009

Avian Bird Flu

The Avian Bird Flu is a strand of influenza that was originally found birds and ducks across North America and Asia. It has since mutated strands and become transferable from avian to avian. Then it mutated again from Avian to human. It is not transferrable human to human at the moment, but inevitably it will mutate and wipe out half the world’s population in a manner of weeks as there is no cure and all vaccines become obsolete once the strand mutates- and it mutates constantly. It is speculated to cause a death toll greater than that of the Spanish Flu. This pandemic is widely overlooked, but it isn't a matter of 'IF' it happens. It is more a matter of 'WHEN' it happens.

When the H5N1 (Avian Bird Flu) strand of influenza becomes transferable from Human to Human it will be a manor of hours before it makes it back to North America. Exporting, Importing and Planes will allow human carriers to cross boarders and oceans and affect their families with the disease. The virus doesn't have symptoms in the first couple days, so you could be a carrier and have no idea- thus infecting your family and loved ones inadvertently.

Wash your hands.

by Dorclington April 2, 2009

Angry Bird Tourettes

The act of cussing out your electronic device while playing Angry Birds

Mother f******!!
God d*****!!
B*******!!
..."Mom, i think you may have angry bird tourettes"

by Bobby Joe Jr. Billy Bob July 19, 2011

Birds and Bees Story

The Birds and Bees story is the story in which a little girl asks her parents where babies come from. They tell her that birds and bees make babies and explain the process and why the stork had to help and deliver the baby. The story can be found in the book Birds, Bees, Babies by J.L. Sweat.

1. I am gonna teach you about the Birds and the Bees!
2. Birds and Bees make babies.
3. The Stork is gonna deliver that baby.
4. My son wants to know the Birds and Bees Story.

by Birds and Bees January 7, 2012

bird ass nigga

A person who looks like a specie from the bird kingdom and must be greeted with a bird call.

You a bird ass nigga, lookin like the fruit loops toucan.

by motheryar December 14, 2013

cincinnati bird feeder

The process of peanut butter being around the anus sprinkled with bird feed while lying outdoors to see what happens.

"Oh man I so sore from that cincinnati bird feeder!"

by PinkHoney January 7, 2012

flappy bird nest

The act of performing a flappy bird on a woman's vagina.

Oliver Klosehoff: I was bored with my girlfriend last night, so I did the flappy bird nest.
Mike Latoris: You lucky bastard. I showed my girlfriend the flappy bird and she just walked away.

by sofunnyialmostlaughed January 30, 2014