A sex act that requires several gallons of honey and peanut butter, several large hairy men, one petite woman, several horse dildos, and a dead bear. To be considered a Texas Honey Bear, act must take place in Texas.
by Huragok April 18, 2018
Get the Texas Honey Bearmug. The Bear Piercing Shotgun Is the only gun that can fully pierce bears. It is highest on the gun scale meaning the only thing more powerful than a Bear Piercing Shotgun is two Bear Piercing Shotguns. The weapon has also been subject to controversy due to the fact people have been able to equip four Bear Piercing Shotguns at a time through dual wielding with both hand and shoulder mounting. It has been rumored the Bear Piercing Shotgun appears in Modern Warfare 2 after level ninety-nine and can be quadruple wielded after the tenth marksman.
by Crowtrobot December 1, 2009
Get the Bear Piercing Shotgunmug. A former Five piece indie band composed of friends from the state of Michigan. Their music includes quick singing with fast paced guitar riffs and drum beats.
by Pink1floyd November 11, 2006
Get the bear vs sharkmug. the growing epidemic of people being raped by polar bears. if you see a polar bear acting in a seductive manner stay calm and don't show any signs of returning those feelings, because you will be raped.
Old man: I was out in the frozen tundra of alaska with my friend Mantuck hunting alpaca when we saw a person getting raped by a polar bear.
Person: ***Gasp***
Old man: then when I was sleeping the polar bear raped me. When i called the police they said they couldn't help.
Paid actor: Polar Bear rape is a growing epidemic and needs to be taken seriously
Person: ***Gasp***
Old man: then when I was sleeping the polar bear raped me. When i called the police they said they couldn't help.
Paid actor: Polar Bear rape is a growing epidemic and needs to be taken seriously
by #polarbearrapeofficals January 10, 2013
Get the Polar Bear Rapemug. When you do a set of bench press followed by immediately dropping to the ground and doing a set of push ups.
by Legend01 January 26, 2017
Get the drop bear setmug. This occurs when you rip someone's head off their shoulders because they fucked with your child, pet, or other thing you feel personally responsible for.
I swear to god, if anyone hurts my boy on the football field, I'm gonna go full mama bear on their ass!
by Mr. INTOX August 10, 2014
Get the full mama bearmug. Man!, I cumed on this girls stomach last night and she ate it off her hands like a bear with a honey pot.
by The (sixty-nine)'er February 18, 2009
Get the bear with a honey potmug.