An older version of a fuckboi, usually in his 20-30's, who exists purely to seek the validation of others by promoting himself without humility. Obsessed with the Forbes power lists, he relentlessly speaks on panels in the hopes of one day making an appearance. He uses his Instagram as a resume, posting photos on somebody else's yacht and standing in front of somebody else's car, with a quote about how you can get anywhere with hard work (no mention of his rich family is mentioned). A panel bro often wears basketball shorts, Nike shoes, a hoodie and a baseball cap to hide his balding head.
by Anonnimouse November 18, 2018
Get the Panel Bro mug.This term originated in theatre, coined by the venerable theatre critic Allison Ward. It can refer to a variety of situations involving a bro, but the following are the most common uses of it:
1)A friend who is not really your friend, thus for show
2) a bro in your show, thus a "show bro"
3) a bro who aids your show, whether by working in the crew, or driving you around to obscure prop shops to pick up swords.
4) a bro of whom you are proud, and thus flaunt continually
1)A friend who is not really your friend, thus for show
2) a bro in your show, thus a "show bro"
3) a bro who aids your show, whether by working in the crew, or driving you around to obscure prop shops to pick up swords.
4) a bro of whom you are proud, and thus flaunt continually
1) "I though that Karen was my friend, but she just told my secret to everyone!"
"Yup, she's a show bro for sure."
"Yup, she's a show bro for sure."
by Dormsalot November 15, 2009
Get the show bro mug.A Bro Burn is where a bro stays out in the sun for too long while wearing a Bro Tank.
When the Bro Tank is taken off, it looks as if the Bro is still wearing an all-white Bro Tank due to the silhouette of the Bro Tank not getting any sun.
When the Bro Tank is taken off, it looks as if the Bro is still wearing an all-white Bro Tank due to the silhouette of the Bro Tank not getting any sun.
Dude, take off your Bro Tank before you go for a swim
Dude, I did take off my Bro Tank, I'm just rocking a Bro Burn so it looks like I'm still wearing one
Why is he wearing an all-white Bro Tank?
Oh, he isn't, he just has a bad case of Bro Burn
Dude, I did take off my Bro Tank, I'm just rocking a Bro Burn so it looks like I'm still wearing one
Why is he wearing an all-white Bro Tank?
Oh, he isn't, he just has a bad case of Bro Burn
by Undead Dinosaur August 18, 2013
Get the Bro Burn mug.Usally a douche, who is extremely good looking and uses it to be a fuckboi as much as possible.gets drunk and high all the time with his fellow shlong bros and gets girls when ever he wants because he is sexy as fuck and has giant muscles and a big cock. Uses protein to get fucking huge and eats pussy like a G. Most likely to join a frat in college and already dressed like one.
Every girl ever: Damn the Shlong bros are so sexy and have giants Cocos.
Shlong bros: Shlong bros for life dudddde!
Shlong bros: Shlong bros for life dudddde!
by swagman4748 July 31, 2016
Get the shlong bro mug.- Hey bro, are you up for some ass eatin'?
- Hell naw, I ain't gay but I'm up for some bro chocolate.
- Hell naw, I ain't gay but I'm up for some bro chocolate.
by BygonesByJones July 8, 2017
Get the bro chocolate mug.A female friend who enjoys video games and hanging out. However, she acts as a mother to her group of bros.
by mad-girl-with-a-box June 18, 2013
Get the Bro-Mom mug."Dude, remember when bum fights came out?"
"Homeschooled, bro."
"Oh yea, you missed all the good shit"
"Homeschooled, bro."
"Oh yea, you missed all the good shit"
by O.D.B.O.D'd January 26, 2017
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