Pope-slap

when you're the Pope and someone is an idiot and you slap the bitch

'she was gonna eat my fries, so I pope-slapped the bitch.'
'Ahh man, I was so wasted last night I felt pope slapped'

by Luuuc January 2, 2020

Cauliflower Slap

When a woman proceeds to use her breasts to slap you across the face.

Related to a Mushroom Slap.

I thought everything was fine while we were laying together, then she cauliflower slapped me! Man, I was NOT expecting that!

by Jermey Grem April 26, 2011

Glitter Slap

When someone puts glitter on their hand and goes around slapping people so it sticks to them.

bill: "You have glitter on your face"
joe: "Yeah, i just got glitter slapped."

by humphreybogart February 13, 2010

slapping the slug

the act of male masterbation

robbie has been slapping the slug all day

by CptUnderpants January 3, 2016

slap testie

When you sit down and your testies decide to move about and get themselves squashed in some way.

"Poor old Roland just gave himself a right slap testie"

by Ligeynuts July 3, 2008

Slap A h0£

Slap a hoe a slut that sucks d***

You fuckin g slap a h0£ slu+

by Papi Chúłó April 16, 2019

Jack-slap

Present tense for slapping someone so hard they don't know jack diddley

Jack-slapped; past or future tense for slapping someone so hard they don't know jack diddley

1. What if I jack-slap him

2. He just got jack-slapped by his girlfriend dude

3. That boy is gonna get jack-slapped

by Dacatoa June 8, 2018