hot chair

it is an electric chair, the cool dudes in texas call it that way.

America is the only rich country that has not abolished it yet.

kill someone in tx and you'll go to the "hot chair"

by pablo bvs September 8, 2006

Hot Smitty

Replaces the "Hot Carl" during a romp in the hay where no one has to defecate. It is the act of taking fresh cat poo, directly from the litter box, and dropping it on the saran wrap. Better yet, grabbing the cat himself and squeezing it over the saran wrap as to procure the poo.

Him: "Honey, I gave the cat a bran muffin so we can do a hot smitty, in lieu of me crapping on you myself"

Her: "Great I'll get the saran wrap"

by Zenfluffychaser November 15, 2010

Hot Tubbing

When you talk to someone too much and go over the top to be nice to them and continue the conversation until you eventually invite that person over for a hot tub later that night.

Oh look at that dude, he's totally hot tubbing him.

by hillydilly July 2, 2012

hot

person, place, or thing which is dangerous to be around because they are being watched by PO PO, recently been arrested or out of jail making everyone associated at risk.

nahhhhhh im not going to gibbs pond its been hot since red snapper thought it was woodstock again

by AniTaH BoniTaH April 13, 2011

hot monacle

When a man comes on the white of a woman's eyeball, giving her a feeling like she's wearing a hot monacle

Jack gives Sheila a hot monacle to end the porn-shoot

by JackWTP September 4, 2008

Hot Cheeto

Small misshapen male genitals plagued with an intense rash. Often a genetic inheritance resulting in generational shame.

I courted her for a fortnight before she found out about my Hot Cheeto.

by JoelJangle December 6, 2016

hot zone

Slang term for a toilet stall (or house bathroom) that has been temporarily rendered uninhabitable/unusable by a rank odor or other ‘residue’ resulting from recent usage. The etiquette, if you’re the perpetrator, is to warn a prospective user (on your way out) that he might want to select another stall (if there is more than one available). Creation of a ‘hot zone’ could possibly be averted by use of ‘the courtesy flush’ if one is having a particularly robust ‘movement’. Light a match, will’ya?

Example – “Hey Steve – you might want to pick another stall – I had a bean burrito for lunch, and that one’s still a hot zone”

Or

“I had to go all the way down to the sixth floor to go to the bathroom – the one in Accounting was a hot zone and I couldn’t deal with it.”

by J. Russell Finch July 6, 2010