Christian Telles

Meh kinda person.

You're such a Christian Telles

by Anon152 November 26, 2010

Christian

Is a very nice person as has a massive dick. He also lasts in bed for hours.

Christian just made me cum

by Bigcloud69 November 22, 2021

Christian Fuck

Losing your virginity by the stereotypical all-American Southern Christian way, i.e. that is with, a cisgender, heterosexual, conventionally attractive girl.

"Did you hear Kumar had a Christian fuck with Samantha?"

by cunninglinguist666 August 5, 2023

Christian

Christian (not as in someone who believes in christ) Specifically, someone that says joe and japan a lot

X: Dude, did you hear Christian say his catchphrase today?
Y:No, i missed it. I really wanted to hear ''joe japan''...

by dulasd August 25, 2021

christian<33

The person keeping me alive, a person who cares about everybody, a person who deserves the world~ Christian , if your reading this, I love you<3 (Miranda)

christian<33 is an amazing person.

by flixsammy January 19, 2022

Christian

Someone who is obsessed with the Jordan brand. His a good dude likes basketball, has his group of friends tends to try to hard to be cool or to fit in. All in all a good dude.

Person 1) Christian tries hard to fit in.
Person 2) yea I know those kids are t even that cool.

Person 1) and his always wearing Jordan clothing, Jordan clothes aren’t even that cool

by Krayons 213 May 16, 2023

Christian Saba

Batman’s secret identity.

Christian Saba is him.

by KoolKermit March 23, 2024