''What the Fuck''
Son: Dad I'm going mentally insane and I want to inflict pain into other innocent people and satisfy myself with the bodies of dead children
Dad: What The Flying Turtles?? aye son look at this shitty ass lifeline!!!
Dad: What The Flying Turtles?? aye son look at this shitty ass lifeline!!!
by dmqt July 6, 2022
Get the What The Flying Turtlesmug. by Nanahara February 9, 2017
Get the fly in a milkbowlmug. Lary Fitzgerald and Bruce Fitzgerald are the brothers often called The Flying Fitzgeralds. They are true heroes of history. Both of these heroic brothers served in the US Airforce. They saved the nation countless times. I can't even begin to tell you all of their heroic deeds but I will mention one of the many. One time after 911, another terrorist wanted to attack the United States of America. So this terrorist was about to fly his plane into a very large building and kill millions of people. But The Flying Fitzgeralds uncovered his evil plan and stopped it. In an epic dogfight in the skies, The Flying Fitzgeralds managed to bring the terrorist's plane down before anyone was hurt. They saved millions of lives that day. This is just one of the dozens of heroic deeds they've accomplished. But there's too many to list here. But the key takeaway is that The Flying Fitzgeralds: Lary Fitzgerald and Bruce Fitzgerald were national hero pilots of the United States. I hope more people hear the tale of these heroes. These heroes don't get the recognition they deserve. If you're reading this, spread the word about The Flying Fitzgeralds.
Man "IT'S THE FLYING FITZGERALDS! OMG!"
Man 2 "THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR DEFENDING THIS COUNTRY!"
Lary "No need for thanks. We were just doing our job."
Bruce "Yeah, it's an honor to serve this country."
Man 1 and Man 2 "THANK YOU GUYS!"
Man 2 "THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR DEFENDING THIS COUNTRY!"
Lary "No need for thanks. We were just doing our job."
Bruce "Yeah, it's an honor to serve this country."
Man 1 and Man 2 "THANK YOU GUYS!"
by Best User On Urban Dictionary April 1, 2025
Get the The Flying Fitzgeraldsmug. Tank tank tank tank tank tank tank tank tank tank tank tank tank tank tank tank tank tank tank tank tank tank tank tank tank tank tank tank tank tank tank
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by Abcvd January 6, 2024
Get the Flymug. This process involves finding the hidden spot on a Vietnamese lady that is covered in a thick layer of brush. When located, your penis will be gravitationally sucked into the trap leaving you immobilized. The only way out of the trap is to force your body with brute strength back in forth inside of her. This causes friction to burn the shrubbery and it to release the penis.
by kingify January 14, 2025
Get the vietnamese fly trap positionmug. a phrase meaning: normal and civilized -however one defines these words- people don't behave the way you do
a boy, after attending physical science class in elementary school, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.
His mother starts admonishing him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing? you'll burn the house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room, NOW. (starts chasing him with a broom)
boy: (under his breath): I can attach balloons to anything I want, no?
His mother starts admonishing him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing? you'll burn the house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room, NOW. (starts chasing him with a broom)
boy: (under his breath): I can attach balloons to anything I want, no?
by Sexydimma May 25, 2015
Get the pigs don't flymug. Not Cheating people usually in within crime
Usually used by criminals to show they don’t cheat other people in crime
Usually used by criminals to show they don’t cheat other people in crime
by fraudster 1997 May 10, 2025
Get the Fly str8mug.