Fuck me

Means Fuck me

Me: -Fuck me!
You: -Hell yeah!!

by Sheisnotme January 10, 2021

Toss fuck

A fuckwit who can’t drive

Oh look at this toss fuck pulling out and then hitting his breaks

by Tossfuck December 5, 2018

get fucked on

It's like "get shit on" except combined with "get fucked" but also what if your enemy is furniture?

Get fucked on, there's a blue shell coming!

by c8eflatwhite January 16, 2024

The Ohian Fuck Buddy

When you fuck a chick in the Anus while your bestfreind attempts to shit on her head.

"Last night me and Isaac did the ohian fuck buddy with Abby"

by Your bestfreind March 7, 2023

Americans wouldn’t know genuine enchantment if it fucked them in the as

A phrase used whenever americans can’t see the beauty in something, taken from billy on the street talking about his love for the movie Rattatoullie

Person 1:”I went to the grand canyon with a bunch of americans and they were all on their phones the whole time”

Person 2:”Jesus, Americans wouldn’t know genuine enchantment if it fucked them in the ass.”

by sunnyfolina June 17, 2023

fuck crap

Similar to Damnit or oh snap. When something goes array.

Tim: *walks in a bar and sees pretty woman*
"Hey baby!"
(Person turns around, just a man with a mullet)

Tim:"Fuck crap!"

by Jellybean131313 January 25, 2019

fuck a cactus

something you say to somebody you dont like when they annoy you.

person: brolby is better than brikey
you: go fuck a cactus

by queen_izzy090197 April 23, 2018