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Colossal Fuck Trumpet

A word that you use when you have no idea what swear are you gonna be using
Person 1: Why are you being such a...
*stares in silence*
Colossal fuck trumpet?
by SidneysHandle404 March 1, 2024
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Suck The Fuck

I choose the only book; Proforming "Magic Tricks," found from the library index, under the genre *Magic*.

<The Guy that>
*Sucked The Fuck*
4 Years go by; Shuan, "sucking the fuck": A statement that didn't have a meaning but had value. as a 5 year old, Shuan didn't know where he learnt words or their "True," meanings but one day ...
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4 years go by then*Magic Happens
Shuan and a bunch of classmates, bored waiting for the doors to their classroom to be unlocked. By their teacher, while talking to us, we kids were throwing clods of dirt from the garden, at a wall next to the classroomdoor.

Next to his teacher. The Words.. "Suck" slowly appeared as we, "Fuck".....threw dirt lower at > "The" wall.
Suck the Fuck
Suck
The
Fuck...
I Instantly remember my *Magic
I started playing opposite day*
I Proformed magic for the last 4 years without even reveling the "TRICK"
Being at a Catholic Primary School aged 5. Oh, Sacred Heart.

In one day of school: Sean; Made the Principal think every pen at once has ran out of ink, Instantly, Made his teacher Suck The Fuck, Question her reality as to how those words appeared and why? A Message From God Perhaps? The Devil?

And sent the game "Opposite Day", eventually GLOBAL.

Untill this day we are all still sucking the fuck out of life playing opposite day.

Here's some MAGIC
Suck the fuck Up.

LoL Lots of Love.
Ps. Dirt sticks to Wax.
Suck the Fuck up Joe Roagn, I know I made you cry in front of me. and yes I told my brother about it, he asked you about crying and you denied, not just crying. But everything we had experienced that night! You made it Gay not my Gay Brother, / LOVE X I ended up in a mental institution for a week. SUCK THE FUCK UP ALL OF YOU.
by Saint Assassin February 10, 2023
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Fuck

by DeezNuts_Wet December 19, 2021
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Fuck boy

A spoiled bratt mommas boy who gets everything he wants and stays at home doesn’t do no work is a piece of shit to his family.
Aaron Saulsgiver is a man with a job who wears nice clothes and nice kicks just because you don’t wear that shit doesn’t make me a fuck boy get your facts straight for real and this goes for anybody that’s said this💯🤙🏼
by Zyloken June 10, 2020
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fucking awesome

me, or you if you're either mc ride or danny brown
"dude im so fucking awesome"
"yeah i know danny brown
by ivyrawrxd63 August 7, 2024
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Fuck

Fuck is a word that you can say when you forgot your fucking homework, or after the WIFI goes out.
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Fuck Lips

What you call your annoyong brother who always talks down to you and is rude in a condescending tone.
He called me just to complain about his ex-wife. He thought I was in the wrong offering advice and when he began to talk to me in his rude obnoxiuos voice I qiuckly called him fuck lips.
by buttmunchidiot September 2, 2011
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