The deep shade of red bitches set their generic ceiling LEDs to when they want dick, not to be used when the boys are sliding over to chill.
“Bro, I went to her crib and she had the l.e.d.s on fucking red, knew it was wraps from the get go. Broke her back immediately.”
by anonymous September 29, 2022
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"Did you hear what happened to my sister at the grocery store?"
Person 2:
"No?"
Person 1:
"She parked across the disabled bays again. Shit had been smeared over her windscreen."
Person 2:
"Well… if you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked."
"Did you hear what happened to my sister at the grocery store?"
Person 2:
"No?"
Person 1:
"She parked across the disabled bays again. Shit had been smeared over her windscreen."
Person 2:
"Well… if you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked."
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That mosey fucking turd is trying to get me fired! He took so long during the staff meeting that I only had two minutes to present the annual sales plan.
by dickfitz May 24, 2014
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