JV shit

When players from the Junior Varsity team also play on the Varsity team and try to do cool moves but fail.

#30 just tried to dribble behind her back but failed, she should get out of town with that JV shit

by jvstar February 21, 2011

Hurricane Shit

When you have and extremely large shit that pauses then continues after you wipe.

Bill: OMFG! i thought this shit was over so i wiped, but it was only the eye of the storm.

John: It was the infamous hurricane shit.

by Krabinnasandbox February 23, 2010

Shit hill

n. - shǐt-hǐl

Another name for a pile of shit.
Usually it's rather large in size.

The old man was so fat and lazy that he never cleaned the parrots' cages... so shit hills were formed by their constant shitting in the same spots over and over.

by mrdonn November 17, 2011

Taco-Shits

When you eat at Taco Bell and then about 2 hours later you sit on tolet and shit your fucking guts out.

BT: Dude, I had 2 gordita crunch's, 4 hard shell tacos, 3 bean burritos, and 2 chicken burritos for lunch.

JackTHEretad: Did you get taco-shits?

BT: Yeah dude I sharted all the way home and finally unloaded and lost 5 pounds in taco-shits!

by BradelyG June 1, 2009

Shit Bagger

A dog owner carrying a see-through bag of shit while walking their dog. Though they are being responsible by picking up their dog's crap, nevertheless, they are walking around with a bag of nasty shit in their hands!

Why do shit baggers use clear bags to pick up after their dogs?

by Macphilia June 14, 2009

shit with skin

A person who is so full of shit, that if you would prick a needle through the skin, it would literally start to flow liquid shit. It so fucked up, that anything this person touches turns into shit too. Pure fecal matter. Also take note, listening to these kinds of people is extremely dangerous to your health, half an hour can turn your own brain to shit and will follow by self destructive behavior, also a you may develop anger issues afterwards. When encountering such being you should proceed with caution.

"Ronald said, he hates most of all men who cheat."
"Isn't Ronald the guy who has cheated every girl he has been with?"
"That's right."
"Man, this guy is shit with skin"

by mr Lintz May 5, 2015

Brain Shit

noun. the inability to recall the simplest of details or solve the easiest of problems. a brain shit is much more serious than a Brain Fart.

guy #2: bro, you spelled cat wrong.

guy #1: wow. i just had a complete brain shit.

by Brent Handles November 24, 2009