cheese louise

it's kinda like saying jeeze louise but it's ten times better.
cheese!!!

cheese louise!! did u see that guy's max hit??!!..cheese louise..he must'a been playin runescape fer ever to get that...

by angiexx October 16, 2008

cheese melt

noun- The cheese melt is a refined art of shaming, a cheese melt is constituted by removing ones pants and undergarments, layering thinly sliced cheese pieces along their ass crack, and using some method of heat (a lighter is recommended) to melt the cheese along their ass crack. Please note all rules and regulations regarding shaming apply to the cheese melt with the exception that the person recieving a cheese melt must be the first person to pass out.

The next time Arjun pass's out I am going to give him a chees melt.

by Bodelle April 20, 2005

Cheese Machine

guys with swag who like to party up at dan scamp

Cheese Machine's gettin weird

by Cheddar1221 June 19, 2011

Cheese Wizard

The worst of all cheese dicks, or to some, the best of all cheese dicks. The cheese dick that creates the most cheese. Current Grand Cheese Wizard Chris C.

That guy is not only a cheese dick, he is the cheese wizard.

by DonkeyNation October 15, 2008

Cheese Factor

A scaled measurement (1-10) judging how far one’s undies have crept up one’s crack (a potentially debilitating condition which can result from any activity that involves bending, crouching or squatting, and is usually coupled with the exposure of butt cleavage). Scores on this scale must not be issued or proclaimed by novices or cheese factor enthusiasts due to the extraordinary variations in the kinds and sizes of undergarments, necessitating weighted metrics for accurate judgments. For example, traditional Mormon unmentionables are so baggy they rarely bunch, so scores higher than 4 are only possible if said handy Mormons are morbidly obese. Conversely, butt-flossies (thongs) garner at least an 8 rating without one even budging off the couch. A Cheese Factor of 10 (otherwise known as Imminent Endangerment) represents a frightening creepage scenario which might best be replicated by sitting on a vertical pencil and taking a direct hit, if you know what we mean. The momentarily intractable situation of a Cheese Factor 10 may require hospitalization or, at the very least, the full tugging might of your spouse, significant other, or a hastily constructed series of pulleys, weights and some type of wardrobe hook. Eww. This scale is employed when describing the potential outcome of an upcoming task. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web TV show.

“Replacing this u-bend will probably result in a Cheese Factor of 7, so brace yourself”.

by The Handy Writer May 9, 2009

cheese wheel

1. Usually a short, fat penis; chode. It does not necessarily mean a short or stubby pee pee, but it is in comparison to its diameter. Ranges from tubular to wider than it is tall.

2. A rarely-used term for a school bus, preferably yellow.

1. "Wow will you look at that guy's cheese wheel..."
"I know, it looks like his dick is stuck in his scrotum."

2. "Shit, did Drew really trash his car?"
"Yeah dude, he gets to ride the cheese wheels to school."

by gChinkin January 14, 2009

penis cheese

Cheese hanging from a man's penis.

Yuck his penis cheese is yellow.

by Chodeser January 23, 2003