Scorched Mexican Policy

Noun referring to a Hispanic contingent that has received excessive exposure to the sun's ultraviolet rays. Also known as Mexican sunburn.

What's with the Scorched Mexican Policy, Holmes ? Haven't you ever heard of sunblock ?

by Juan del Tostada April 4, 2013

Mexican Ground Karate

A martial arts style developed by famous Only Fans model Craig Crelinsten. MGK is mainly known for its contribution to creating the renowned "oil check" technique.

Virgin 1: "I keep getting oil checked by those Mexican Ground Karate guys at the open mat"
Virgin 2: "Yeah me too. We should really check out "B-Team Jiu Jitsu" in Austin. Maybe that way we'll stop being such soyboys"

by Craig Jones' sweaty jockstrap October 21, 2021

Mexican Porch Party

An unauthorized drunken homosexual sex party involving 6 or more people usually formed in a train centipede-style while trespassing on an enclosed porch, typically performed by Mexicans of the US with a lot of groaning (in a Mexican accent).

Officer Silva break up this Mexican Porch Party before their Mexican cocks get stuck in each other’s asses, and throw them into the back of the squad car.

by Urboipickle December 28, 2019

Ambient Mexican Noise

The sounds you hear in any online game by a Latino boy with a mic. This includes Vaccuming, dogs barking, Parents yelling, babies crying, Spanish soap Opera, Mexican music.

George: Let’s leave this game, there’s some kid with ambient Mexican noise.
Fred: yeah I can’t even concentrate let’s leave.

by Resolute_ March 13, 2019

mexican sugar dancing

When you dig up a mostly rotted corpse, hook it up with wires that connect to a source of electricity, puppeteer it and have people pay to have sex with it.

"Man I am so low on money right now. I should start mexican sugar dancing."

by UnicornPony_69 October 14, 2016

Mexican Easter Egg

A rolled up filthy diaper found in any public space other than a trash can.

I went to the grocery store and almost stepped on a Mexican Easter egg that someone threw in the parking lot.

by meltron2d2 November 15, 2011

Mexican Patch Job

when something that you got done looks like it was done in mexico in some strangers garage.

Russell: "Daaayummn man what happened to that bitches titties?"
Jacob: "Her tits look like a Mexican patch job, they all lopsided and shit."

by Professional Pole Hider December 5, 2012