When the chile is tea but the finna is gag, sis i'm dead as a chile

A gag-worthy sentence whose language and symbolism can only be understood by the most devoted of the Unemployment religion.

Some user sent this sentence in Ethel Cain's livestream, and Ethel managed to read it, ending up confused and lowkey gagged.

"When the chile is tea but the finna is gag, sis i'm dead as a chile!"

by repufolklore February 28, 2025

tea & crumpets

something gingers eat for lunch

oh those tea & crumpets look nice

by GrannyNorma21 July 19, 2017

Tea in pp

I'm sorry if you seen this, I'm sorry if you had to imagine that, I'm sorry.

I know it's disgusting as hell, but someone is gonna/will do that kind of stuff and you know it.

Paulin: it's a horrible night
Caresy: what do you mean
Paulin: it's... I wish I could forget about it, in that small alley, that man, that... monster, it haunts me!

Caresy: what happened?

Paulin: I just...I just watched a man putting a tea in pp
Caresy: ...

Paulin: ...

Caresy: do you have it?

Paulin: beside the washing machine
Caresy: thanks.

by Proxley the serwofun caretaker September 5, 2020

Sweet Tea Christian

A person or group of people that are sweet as tea on Sundays because Chick Fil A is closed.

She just a sweet tea christian, nice as pie on Sunday, but the rest of the week she will stab you in the back if you get in her way.

by Zpford01 August 3, 2021

Jakey Tea

A so cal progressive dj artist record producer

the owner of JakeyBrand.com

and the jakeycomfort mixcloud

do re mi fa so la jakey tea

by tiga ruff rida December 13, 2010

tea

Weed,marijuana...

I hope someone in that party is going to have some tea to share

by weeds4reeaals February 16, 2017

Iced Tea

One of the best drinks to exist. Wipes out those common Coke Lovers (mid people). A drink that's actually healthy for you. We stan Iced Tea

Player 1: Yo did you try Iced Tea
Player 2: Naw what's that
Player 1: Never show your fedish rashy face again

by A Stranger 🤠💦 May 21, 2022