Baby Bird

An old pair of cock and balls which in it's age has lost much of it's pubis and therfore returned to the bare and pink look, much that of baby bird which has just hatched and has yet to open it's eyes.

Jeff Foxworthy said of his older relative wearing short shorts....
"at no time should anyone look over at grandpa and see something that looks like a baby bird".

Did you see in jackass 2 when that guy had a baby bird coming out of his shorts.

by flyingerbils231 July 20, 2007

Bird Bath Maneuver

A act of desperation in which one needs to shit but can't get to a bathroom. One climbs into tree and takes a dump directly down into a birdbath in order to avoid public detection.

I couldn't get home fast enough after Chipotle so I had to execute a Bird Bath Maneuver.

by Birdbath McGrath March 13, 2011

Bird crap

When a girl is anxious to hear from her boy and ends up texting him first.

Danielle: Omg I totally bird crapped today
Ashlee: Really? Meee too, twice!!

by Susie Blacksmith October 5, 2009

Turd Bird

A person or object that fails to meet the behavior requirements modeled by the coolest person on the planet. (W.W.C) If you do not meet those standards then you are a BIG turd bird.

"Whoa Brennah you're a turd bird for posting that picture on Facebook"

by thatspeachy July 12, 2015

I'm a bird

As going from its basic saying is that 1. You are flying high, 2. You have no place to call your own so you fly from nest to nest, until you get called out on your inability adult, tell the truth or admit abandonment of your kids, aka flew the coop, shitting all over and then leave cause your in capable of cleaning up after yourself, 3. As a baby chic you so damn lazy you want someone else to cut up and feed you your food. The sex is usually horrible at best, But however a half gram usually proves Her true nature,

She said "I'm a bird", so I asked her if she wanted to eat some seed?

by She don't use jelly July 28, 2017

Bird Out

Bird Out (v.)-Bird Out means to make a lady or a girl pregnant,to be pregnant.
Bird Out (n.)-A pregnant girl.

yo homie,I'm gon' tel u somethin that,I fucked a girl 2 months before and now she's bird out

by Ra Skull May 20, 2011

inverted bird caw

When a girl gives a blow job and two hand jobs at the same time, moving her neck and both hands in unison and making gargling noises thus making the motion of a bird flapping its wings.

Kelsey was giving three guys the inverted bird caw

by Hghost5565 April 8, 2008