A woman from the rural United States, with the greatest prevalence being in the South and Deep South.
The Redneck American Princess (or “Rap”) is characterized by a jarring combination of arrogance and profound timidity. She oftentimes suffers from having been one of the most attractive women in her hometown high school, but not having the looks or sophistication to thrive anywhere outside of the tri-county area. A traditionalist of convenience, she will alternate between overwhelming unpleasantness (“sassiness”) and a fainting-couch femininity that demands her boyfriend/husband/brother/father or any other man in proximity resolve all her problems, preferably without her having to ask. The latter is oftentimes the product of an extreme daddy’s-little-girl mentality that remains with the Rap until she dies of old age or develops dementia so profound that she forgets she ever had a father.
The Rap is particularly eager to start fights between men and finds the thought of one (or more) of them dying to preserve her honor to be overwhelmingly attractive. The Rap may marry, but she is unlikely to remain that way—a result of her demanding disposition. Unfortunately, she has no close female friends to which she can turn when her LTRs end. Ordinary women tire of her constant self-pity, and other Raps are too busy indulging in their own star-crossed view of life to offer more than a passing sympathy mixed with a brutal competitiveness as to who has suffered more.
The Redneck American Princess (or “Rap”) is characterized by a jarring combination of arrogance and profound timidity. She oftentimes suffers from having been one of the most attractive women in her hometown high school, but not having the looks or sophistication to thrive anywhere outside of the tri-county area. A traditionalist of convenience, she will alternate between overwhelming unpleasantness (“sassiness”) and a fainting-couch femininity that demands her boyfriend/husband/brother/father or any other man in proximity resolve all her problems, preferably without her having to ask. The latter is oftentimes the product of an extreme daddy’s-little-girl mentality that remains with the Rap until she dies of old age or develops dementia so profound that she forgets she ever had a father.
The Rap is particularly eager to start fights between men and finds the thought of one (or more) of them dying to preserve her honor to be overwhelmingly attractive. The Rap may marry, but she is unlikely to remain that way—a result of her demanding disposition. Unfortunately, she has no close female friends to which she can turn when her LTRs end. Ordinary women tire of her constant self-pity, and other Raps are too busy indulging in their own star-crossed view of life to offer more than a passing sympathy mixed with a brutal competitiveness as to who has suffered more.
MAN: I saw Tiffany Jo Anne down by gas station the other day. Both her boyfriends were beating each other with tire irons and cans of diesel. Seems like wherever she goes, trouble follows.
WOMAN: Y’all don’t know a Rap (Redneck American Princess) when you seen one?
WOMAN: Y’all don’t know a Rap (Redneck American Princess) when you seen one?
by Infrequent Writer April 21, 2020
Get the Redneck American Princessmug. Even more severe English muffin top, where there is so much flab that it is impossible for the woman to look at her vagina and in more severe cases (if that's possible) it can even prevent sex. It is often said that if you hug a woman with an American muffin top she will always love you.
Bill: Hey, you see that girl with a muffin top.
Ben: American muffin top, yes
Bill Yeah, I heard that Jack hugged her!
Ben So that's why I see them snogging over there
Bill:... *stares with mouth open*
Ben: American muffin top, yes
Bill Yeah, I heard that Jack hugged her!
Ben So that's why I see them snogging over there
Bill:... *stares with mouth open*
by Mumble October 13, 2012
Get the American Muffin Topmug. The American Awesomeness Scale is a basic British(0) to American(10) scale in which the user rates person or thing on how awesome they/it are based on American standards.
by RealAmerican1776 May 31, 2023
Get the American Awesomeness Scalemug. A delusion where non-Americans delude themselves into thinking that all Americans suck at everything which of course is untrue.
I swear too many non-Americans suffer from American failure delusion. Any person of any nationality can fail hard at anything.
by CelticEagle February 15, 2019
Get the American Failure Delusionmug. We American love Taco Bell. I guess you could say, the USA is a American bell beaner nation.
I love Taco Bell, I'm a American bell beaner.
I could eat at Taco Bell for all my meals, I'm a bell beaner for sure
Joey and jake are bell beaners because they practically go to Taco Bell for lunch everyday.
I love Taco Bell, I'm a American bell beaner.
I could eat at Taco Bell for all my meals, I'm a bell beaner for sure
Joey and jake are bell beaners because they practically go to Taco Bell for lunch everyday.
by Equal crack October 2, 2016
Get the American bell beanermug. N) The act of depositing melted dark chocolate into a females vagina, and putting whipped cream into her asshole. The female should then squirt out of both holes, having the dark chocolate represent oil, and the whipped cream represent Co2. This act can only be performed on Independance Day, with a cubic fuckton of fireworks in the background.
Billy: Damn, after giving Sally the Alligator Fuckhouse, I made her perform the American Fire Extinguisher. She was moaning for days!
by Rimmy Tim August 13, 2017
Get the American Fire Extinguishermug. Person 1: Hey did you ever watch american werewolf in london
Person 2: oh crap i almost shit my pants from the transformation
Person 2: oh crap i almost shit my pants from the transformation
by Rayman999 October 18, 2021
Get the American werewolf in londonmug.