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Straight off the grid

A term originally used to describe somebody who hasn't been paying their taxes due to reasons like Living in a tent in the woods but has gained an ironic secondary meaning to describe rich people who haven't been paying their fair share of taxes since they are not actually living "off the grid" they are just using loopholes to get out of paying income tax.
Jeff Bezos is living straight off the grid

Trump paid $750 in taxes this year, he's been living straight off the grid
by Galacticgabe November 30, 2020
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straight-edge stoner

Someone who looks like they are on drugs but in reality has never done drugs before
Guy 1: hey you look high can I have some?
Guy 2: I'm a straight-edge stoner, I have never done drugs
by My aunt thinks I'm high June 19, 2023
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straight gangsta-mack

Being at peak quality or climax of excellence and greatness.
I'm straight gangsta-mack at this shidazzle!

That feller and his chums are straight gangsta-mack!

That's not very straight gangsta-mack of you.
by Mista Chopstix (Glyphic) April 9, 2022
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Straight Alabama Mark

A man who likes to sit out on the porch of his double wide. Drinking (preferably) natty ice with his shot gun in hand waiting on those damn pesky alligators to strike again. He swears he'll get em' this time.
Man, why you actin' like a straight Alabama Mark.

Get yo' ass inside the house, you ain't no straight Alabama Mark.
by MamMas12 May 20, 2019
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Straight-legged shit

A large, intense shit that causes one's legs to consequently straighten out and remain in a locked position until the log is fully expelled.
That was one great straight-legged shit!
by giddyup_gansta June 27, 2011
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the "straight" girls in the class

when several girls in you're class go in to a small bathroom in school and come out laughing or clapping their hands
Boy1: hahahahah you girls are so lesbian for going in to that small bathroom
girl13: NO, we where only talking
girl9: yeah exactly
girl3: YOU KNOW WE ARE STRAIGHT RIGHT?
boy3: yeah yeah, you're the "straight" girls in the class
by i'm straight i promise March 5, 2020
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Super Straight

When you are attracted to someone that is the opposite gender.
Someone that isn't trans in anyway, shape, or form, and was born THAT gender.

AKA, a normal person.
Don't use Super Straight, making a new term to play pretend with trannies isn't okay.
Just say you're a normal person.
by trollface992 March 15, 2021
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