the old needle condom

''The old needle condom'' means when you can't find any condoms with your girl but you find your mom's old sewing kit and you use it as your condom. You just put it in your dick's hole.

James: dude me and my girl couldn't find any condoms last night.
Michael: so what did you do, my kneegrow?
James: I used the old needle condom trick.

by heheshreccsde September 20, 2018

The Old Razzle Dazzle

Surprise anal sex/pegging

I won't be into work today, my wife gave me The Old Razzle Dazzle last night

by pseudonymforsurprisepegging September 3, 2017

Same Old Scene

Nothings last forever
Of that I'm sure
Now you've made an offer
I'll take some more
Young loving may be
Oh so mean
Will I still survive
The same old scene?
In our lighter moments
precious few

It's all that heavy weather
We're going through
When I turn the corner
I can't believe
It's still the same old movie
That's haunting me
Young loving may be
Oh so mean
Trying to revive
The same old scene
Young loving may be
So extreme
Maybe we should try
The same old scene

Nothings last forever
Of that I'm sure
Now you've made an offer
I'll take some more

by Death Menace November 12, 2022

old time asznee

Big Shaq and asnzee go way back

Big shaq: Old time asznee

Me:I know. Its been a while

by AWESOMESAWS12 May 15, 2018

old jizzom trail

a "snail trail", or dried line of spermatozoa, evidence of dried (or wet!) male effluent

i had to clean my sheets when i saw the old jizzom trail

looking at her 'snatch', i spotted the old jizzom trail

by michael foolsley December 20, 2013

Buddy Old Boy

A Catchphrase made popular by "Trent Terry" and "Jiorden Mavric" on "Trent Terry and Friends"

Trent and Jiorden ( at the same time while shaking each others hands) - "Buddy Old Boy, Buddy Old Boy, Buddy Old, Buddy Old, Buddy Old Boy"

by Muppetguy123 March 15, 2019

old orange one

If you consume cheetos and do not wash your hands before you masturbate, you will be left with an old orange one.

I got wasted last night and pulled an old orange one.

by cheetosmakethingsorange April 9, 2009