National beat your mother to a Pult day

Literally beat the shit out of your mom

God I love National beat your mother to a pult day

by Dagger189 August 28, 2019

Beat the brakes off her

Having sex, fucking or rough sex with a female, generally used when telling another guy you had sexual intercourse with a girl.

Troy: yo seth do you know that hot girl Ashley Seth: man Id beat the brakes off her!!!
Troy: damn bro you gonna fuck her? Whatta guy

by 69aroe June 17, 2020

National beat your dog day

April 13th is national beat your dog day, this is a day where you beat your dog to near death.

Grab that wiener dog by its back legs and find a tree, it's national beat your dog day.

by Wiener dog May 25, 2018

can you hear my heart beat

THE YURI ON ICE INTRO SENT DOWN BYE THE GODS 😩😩😩😩

Intro: can you hear my heart beat?

Me: YES YES I CANN

by Affixis May 4, 2021

I had to beat them to death with their own shoes

One of the coolest quotes ever.

"But the shopkeeper and his son, that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes..."

by thatgirldrinkinglemonade July 9, 2003

I had to beat them to death with their own shoes

Phrase proclaimed after breaking into a candy store at the edge of town, wrestling the Bengal Tiger they have for a guard dog, and beating the shopkeeper and his son to death with their boots.

We had to find 1000 brown M&M's to fill a brandy glass or Ozzy wasn't to go on stage that night!

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 2, 2003

my dad can beat up your dad

Used by a person to express how their dad is superior in combat to the others.

Example:

Peyton: My dad could beat up your dad

Emmett: Bite me.

My dad can beat up your dad

by Donkey sex in june November 27, 2017