waffle tits

looks like a waffle sitting on your counter top for 8 hours.soft and mushy tities.

let me feel those "waffle tits" bitch because i am rick James bitch.

by ho man459 March 4, 2009

Plastic Tits

Surgically enhanced breasts that maintain there shape regardless of the effects of gravity and never meet together to create a cleavage. About as attractive as a turd in a box of chocolates.

Plastic Tits are surgically enhanced breasts as worn by woman like Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton and most American porn actresses.

by Shrek's Dad August 13, 2011

puddle tits

When someone ejaculates onto some titties with such force, it creates a crater on top of the titty. The crater is filled with the ejaculate, forming a puddle tit.

Dat bitch ova dere definitely got dem puddle tits I was tellin' ya'll bout last night.

by Bawlsohard February 12, 2015

Greatest tits

A compilation of the greatest hits. Usually of a sassiest and classiest chick of a pop singer. Crème de la crème of pop stardom.

E.g. Mariah Carey, Beyoncé, Madonna, Whitney Houston, et al.

Man do I luv that Greatest tits compilation by the Queen of Sass ( Mariah Carey).

by MaddCatt April 24, 2021

tit reel

a form of torture inflicted on a woman tits, when you tie leather or strig around some tits and pull really hard.

can also be used in sex.

woman: tit reel me, daddy
man: yes maam

by grcfhvjklthrcjnrihfvj8nhvfhntu December 29, 2020

Tit-drunk

When a man dated women solely because of their chest size, ignoring all other characteristics.

"What a rack his new bird has...but a face and body like a car accident. Yeah, he must be tit-drunk."

by Tokerific March 20, 2019

Tit for a task'et

When a verbal argument occurs between two people that can only be settled with a old maids basket.

I was so mad at him... You know it was a tit for a task'et.

I won't forgive him until he gives me his grandmother's basket

by Happy morningstar January 15, 2020