Morning eyes

When you wake up and just cant keep your eyes open for more than five seconds, plus your vision is crappy, your eyes are sore when you open them.

Mom: "GET UP, BLAH BLAH BLAHHHH!!!! SCHOOLL!!!! BLAHH BLAHH BLAHH!!!"

Kid: "These stupid morning eyes are keeping my eyes closed! Morning eyes SUCK!"

by GrandPoop October 7, 2010

Heart eyes

The way Toni Topaz and Cheryl Blossom look at each other

Me: "did you watch riverdale last night?"
Friend: "hell yeah, choni were so cute."
Me: "I know right, their heart eyes for each other is adorable."

by Choni4lifebitches November 24, 2019

fetus eyes

1. Eyes that resemble those of a baby fetus.
2. Eyes that are very large in reference to the size of ones head.
3. Eyes that are very distinct from the rest of ones head.
4. Eyes that are easily irritated from a direct hit consisting of the male ejaculatory fluid.

Damn, you see that hood rat over there Bob?

Yeah look at those eyes, they big. That girl got fetus eyes, i wanna skeet skeet skeet like a water hose in them.

by g-money86 October 7, 2008

dirty eye

This is referred to your asshole, especially when it hasn't been wiped well.

Shout your mate at work to come quick. When he arrives you are bent over with your arse hole pulsating and you exclaim "have I got a dirty eye?"
Normal response is vomiting

by Smithdog15 November 15, 2013

food for the eyes

which mean a visually appealing food prepared by a chef and one hates tasting or destroying the work of art. Instead, one is just content at just looking at it....

I hate the chef whenever he creates a food for the eyes menu. I hate to sink in my kniife and fork and partake of the delicious food.

by Chef Cheffy Cruz August 26, 2009

Eye Veggie

The opposite of eye candy.

Checking a girl out from the back and realizing her atrocious face, Swank says, "Wait, she's just eye veggie. I think I'll have some green tea to cleanse my pallet.

by Garren August 4, 2007

rookie eyes

someone who is awful at any activity or action, that person has rookie eyes.

Katie: oh, shit I just tripped.
Bryan: she got rookie eyes.

by Trevor frederiksen March 4, 2008