Butt Fairy

Puffer One who seeks pleasure and adulation through seemingless unfufilled Same Sex Ass Sex.

Sheeeez Look at that little bitch John, he is looking at that dude's ass like he is a Butt Fairy

by chowdog April 23, 2006

Butt Sprung

A knit suit or skirt out of shape in the rear.

My late wife's ass had gotten so big that she butt sprung all those expensive skirts I bought her.
big ass women worn out clothes huge butts

by Stendig October 12, 2010

butt pirate

One who engages in gay acts with other men. One who likes to pack the shit of another man. He often yells out arrrr when hes givin it his boyfriend Sonny. Also engages in butt pirate role playing games. Has a special little name too.

Rehmeyer really gave it to his boyfriend Vitale. He is the ultimate butt pirate.

by Drane October 6, 2007

Butt-chalupa

When you have sex with a girl in the anus when she has the squirts, and when you pound them cakes she poops on your Ding Dong!!

"I was jammin Amanda's Hershey Highway and the dirty ho-bag didn't tell me she had been fighting the poop monster all day and she gave me a damn Butt-Chalupa!!"

by David Meece January 5, 2006

butt surfing

When your dog sits down and only uses its front paws to walk which causes it to scoot along the ground on its butt. Usually they do this on carpet, concrete, or any other abrasive surface, sometimes leaving a poo smear. Usually means its time to get their anal glands squeezed.

Reece is butt surfing again. Looks like its time to go to the vet!

My dog butt surfed on the white carpet and now there is a brown streak.

by Reece Griffin November 15, 2007

butt muncher

one who eats ass on a regular basis

i got my butt munched by some random hoe last night

by tomass April 30, 2004

butt sexting

when two gay dudes have text message sex.

jon lee and dennis were on vacations with their parents, so they were forced to resort to 'butt sexting'

by dennis schaeffer July 5, 2010