Stepped in Bear Poop

"Stepped in Bear Poop" simply descibes someone who received or is receiving a ticket from a the police as a result of speeding trap set by law enforcement to ticket speeding cars. It is commonly used among CB operators in North America.

"That speedy red car convertible finally stepped in Bear poop."

by big jimz May 4, 2009

super chocolate bear

A nic-name JD gave Turk on Scrubs, it can be formed into the acronym SCB.

J.D.: Oh. Thanks S.C.B. By the way I should tell you something. I found an apartment and I'm moving out the day after tomorrow.
Turk: Wow. What does S.C.B. mean?
J.D.: Super Chocolate Bear.
Turk: I love it.

by Captain Towelman April 28, 2008

Bean Bear Chag

The dumbest possible way to say bean bag chair

"Just two seconds ago you couldn't say bean bag chair!"
Bean bear chag

by John Lamonica April 22, 2010

polar bear

a long frozen peice of poop, used as a dildo

this chick was freaky. she polar beared herself before fucking me.

by sarthran February 26, 2008

bear shit in the woods

A phrase used in response to a question, where the answer is an obvious yes.

Q:You wanna go out drinking tonight?
A: Does a bear shit in the woods?

by PTM May 27, 2006

bear clawed

Verb - To maul in the face with finger tips in towards cranium.

I bear clawed Tom after he skinned the bear Andrew.

by Kasper October 1, 2004

Kodiac Bear Trap

While copping dome, the male squeezes his thighs together to trap the female between the legs in a bear-trap like fashion. Then, he spreads jam and honey in her face and/or hair. It is customary to then yell "Gotcha, bitch" and pour nuts or berries on the honey to further demonstrate male dominance.

Note* Putting fingers in her ass can be used to assure the "bear" doesn't escape. This is called adding the Iron Claw.

Big Mike got head the other night, but before he finished he was able to pull off the Kodiac Bear Trap. She tried to escape, but he stuck his fingers in her ass so she couldn't move.

by The Taxi September 19, 2010