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Fuck tard

A person who is incredibly stupid beyond human imagination.
by Mackol December 2, 2019
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crutonous fuck

When your cracker friend can’t say the N-word but has keys to the BBQ.
Bro, my homeboy Todd is coming to the cookout this weekend.

Who? Oh that Crutonous Fuck, yeah bro for sure, he’s family.
by Riddikuluslessness December 12, 2023
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head fuck

someone who is so stupid and retarded it makes you want to curbstomp and blow your own head off
person 1: who is that??

person 2: a head fuck!
by liv oconnor December 5, 2024
mugGet the head fuckmug.

Fuck Kids

Step kids, your boyfriend/girlfriends kids; that try their best to annoy or bother you nonstop
The other day the fuck kids drank all my soda.
by ShellyandAlex February 12, 2023
mugGet the Fuck Kidsmug.

Fuck You

Yeah! Really! That's all they're doing! Holy shit! I mean, I'm clearly more insane but if they were a fire, my ass-hair would be getting singed.
A dumb slut "FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU! I CHOOSE NOAH! EQUAL!!! EEEEQUAAAAAAL!!! FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU!"

Hym "JESUS CHRIST! I probably should have lead with the mass murder... I mean... Next time I'll build the robots first. Mass murder immediately.... Try and avoid the brain worm... Yep... Yep... Hmm... I really like doing it this way better though. Right? Because if I lead with the death-bots... You can kind of be like 'Well of course he took over the world! He's got an army of death-bots!' But this? I mean, like literally all other Gods, my plan probably could have been a little less convoluted... And it accomplishes nothing other than my own personal amusement... BUUUUT! Buuuut... It's also a little reality-monstery. So you can kind of be like 'Oh yeah... I can kind of see a reality monster doing that...' But that's not important. Really it's the friends we made along the way that's the important part."
by Hym Iam June 16, 2025
mugGet the Fuck Youmug.

fuck you

It's like, "i hate you." "screw you. " "curse you."
Fuck you, Adam!
by the132guy March 24, 2024
mugGet the fuck youmug.

clock fuck

When one is fucking against the clock, they have no desire for an intimate fuck or to feel the passion and desire of the moment. One has a job to do in a set period of time, this is a clock fuck. Fucking in a set period of time.
'My parents will be home in 15 minutes.... We're going to have to clock fuck'
by WPC August 12, 2015
mugGet the clock fuckmug.

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