Clown Fuck Around

To waste someone’s or your own valuable time doing nothing and being a fucking moron

Today, Scott decided to do nothing and just Clown Fuck Around

by LOGANsaurs October 29, 2022

Vindictive Fuck

When you break up with a girl for your best friends sister....

Then on the backend end up smashing the other girl on spite on your best friends sister.

Because you realize you made a mistake breaking up with your girl originally.

Bruh, I'm about to vindictive fuck my ex so hard.

by D'endo June 25, 2023

shut your bubble gum dum delum ass the fuck up

when somebody says something extremely dumb and you can comprehend to say anything to answer them properly

brian said somthing dumb

me brain shut your bubble gum dum delum ass the fuck up

by noigargwrg September 29, 2021

Fucking with my math

When someone tries to help you out with something you're doing, but all they're doing is making it harder. The term comes from parents and how the switch to common core math and algebra only made things more complicated and harder, when the intent was to help make it easier

guy 1: *is moving something heavy through a doorway*

guy 2: "let me help you with that" *grabs the thing and starts moving it around on their own and shit*

guy 1: "can you just stop? you're fucking with my math"

by CalypsoKobold July 16, 2024

Fuck

To have sexual intercourse with someone:
“Bro, I fucked her so hard last night”

To express disgust, anger:

Disgust. “Ew, you are fucking gross. That’s nasty.”

Anger. “Oh my god! Go fuck a rhino you fat pig!”

To add emphasis to a sentence:

I can’t beleive you fucking did that! That’s fucking sick, bro!

And... yeah so fuck is a special word. Use it carefully or you might get punched in the balls.

by XxcloudyxX February 15, 2019

Shut the fuck up

Noone cares about your urban dictionary name.

bruh moment much
shut the fuck up

by josh.exe November 25, 2021

what a wonderful fuck

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what a wonderful fuck

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what a wonderful fuck

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky

Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I’ll fuck You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what a wonderful fuck

Yes I think to myself what a wonderful fuck

Oh, Yes!

by Bad C dev November 16, 2024