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Heavy as fuck

A large two wheel death machine commonly referred to as a sled, that moves along earth based substances.
Capable of ejecting its pilot at slow to ‘oh fuck’ speeds.

Carrying more household shit than is usually needed.
A large fuel carrying ability with a small sedan sized motor thumping away between the legs of its pilot.
When dropped or a sticky situation does arise, the pilot is usually heard bleating out ‘fucking thing is heavy as fuck’!
‘The fuck dude that thang looks as heavy as fuck
by anonymous March 14, 2021
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Fuck up

You.......
Your parent said "you fuck up and you cried"
by Fuck_up February 11, 2020
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fuck

The word yelled/shouted/screamed by your parents at 2am when they are in their bedroom alone.
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DUMB FUCK

dumb-head
Definitions include: an unintelligent person.
Homer
Definitions include: a simple minded person, never cognizant of the world around them; MORON.
dumb bunny
Definitions include: an unintelligent person.
numptie
Definitions include: A fool or idiot.
pud-whack
Definitions include: a stupid person.
mule head
Definitions include: MORAN, someone stupid .
dildo
Definitions include: a vaguely (or precisely) penis-shaped object used for sexual stimulation.
muppet
Definitions include: an idiotic or incompetent person.
lunkhead
Definitions include: a very unintelligent person.
dumbf*ck
Definitions include: an unintelligent person.
jughead
Definitions include: a fool.
snapperhead
Definitions include: an idiot.
Quayle
Definitions include: stupid or dumb.
stoopid
Definitions include: spelling of stupid.
cherries
Definitions include: stupid. (also used as grapes).
by mennäperille December 18, 2019
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brain-fuck

Argument made by a brain-fucker. Usually consists of: (1) emotional rhetoric that contain few (if any) facts, (2), conspiracy theories and accusations against opponents that are not supported by evidence, (3) arguments that opponents are members of "discredited" groups (i.e. globalists, liberals, racists, etc.)
"I heard (so-and-so) say that Mexicans should be kept out of the US because they are all rapists and murderers!"
"That's a load of brain-fuck!"
by Dr Wierdsmith December 14, 2019
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Ear fucked

When someone talks non stop and the other person is expected to listen and say nothing. The talker is content to talk and wants no interruptions. The listener feels trapped and wishes the talker would shut up or die.
“She ear fucked me for a full hour and would not let me speak. I finally got away by telling her I was late for a penile implant.”
by geekqueen June 2, 2024
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fucking idiots

by weirdoso August 25, 2018
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