pubic meat

The area of skin upon which your pubic hair grows. Located directly above the penis.

Ben: Haha, I totally just ball-tapped you!
Dan: No, you just hit me in the pubic meat.

by hardonforme October 28, 2010

Meat Shower

Meat shower is a phrase that was coined by an accidental predictive texting accident. Is now used to describe mutton, beef and lamb in dresses. Also used in conjunction with pork log, and squirrel nuts.

a.k.a the Lady Gaga meat dress incident

Did you see Lady Gaga in that dress? yeah man looks like she took a meat shower.

by Pork Log October 1, 2010

Croch Meat

1. A male's penis.
A. Having a large penis
2. A female's Vagina.
a. Having a deep vagina
3. Hiding Genitals or oral sex.
4. Vagital sex
5. Anal Sex (Gay or straight)

1. He's playing with his Croch Meat.
A. Heavy Croch Meat.
2. She's poking her Croch Meat.
a. Hollow Croch Meat
3. Putting away that/the Croch Meat.
4. Croch Meat Sandwich.
5. Croch Meat Salad.

by Aaron L. September 1, 2008

Red Meat

Particularly high-quality cocaine

I had a huge bump of red meat. Blew my mind!

by SpaceCommanderWack42 April 25, 2021

check the meat

A phrase to be used in social situations when one wishes to discretely refer to the act of sex.

Excuse me everyone, Jim and I have gotta go check the meat.
~OR~
We checked the meat the other night, and boy was it great!

by somilrah October 27, 2007

moil meat

jewish word for the skin of a baby's uncircumcised penis.

Tom: Was he circumcised at birth?

Bill: No, they will circumcise him in two months. For now he's all moil meat.

by kikorico October 9, 2008

sucking meat

Sucking on a penis or eating a penis while sucking

Sucking meat
That guy has got the biggest meat ever.
I sucked the meat last night.
Do like the meat?

by Jill's definition October 9, 2016