National Gay Day

The day where you can be as gay as you want👀🏳️ 🌈

Homo: Hey man you know what day it is?
No homo: No what?
Homo: it’s national gay day. Get ready for some gay shit!

by That gay girl November 20, 2019

National rape day

It doesn’t exist, dumbass. Stop saying it does.

“It’s National rape day!”

“No, it’s not.”

by anonymous July 12, 2021

national kissing day

national kissing day is april 13 so taken or not get ur lips ready

just kiss her /him
I mean it is national kissing day

by mimi.isthebest May 25, 2018

National Head Day

October 17th, the day where you give or get head. Whether it’s to/from a side piece, ex, friend, or hooker, it’s time for some cabeza 😎

Hey Steph, it’s National Head Day, you gonna give me some suck??

by Eggs & Ketchup October 15, 2019

National Nude Day

Every June 20th you send nudes to anyone (if you want)Make sure you have fun and don’t expose!

Me-it's National nude day
Bae-I already know
*sends nudes

by I like pussy123 June 19, 2019

National Dick Day

It’s July 15th, Happy National Dick Day!
Today is the day we celebrate the creation of dicks as they serve a critical role in our society. They give us a sense of comfort, love, and joy. We appreciate your dick and I hope I can see it in person one day.

Person 1: hey what day is it?
Person 2: NATIONAL DICK DAY COME OVER HERE
Person 1: Huh? Why?
Person 2: SO I CAN GIVE YOU SOME DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

by Donald Trumppp July 15, 2021

National Kiss Week

Kiss who you want for the whole first week of may

Boy : dude I’ve kissed so many girls this week

Boy 2: don’t you have a girl ?

Boy : It’s ok it was National Kiss Week

by ScrubPatatoe May 30, 2018