John bologna

A retardation with a buck ass dick tiny nuts and furry eyebrows and liberals hate him

John bologna is hated by liberals

by Joey guzzle June 19, 2021

John-Paul

A John-Paul is a laboratory created clone with the genius of Napoleon, the ruthlessness of Julius Caesar, the daring of Hannibal, and the shrewdness of Attila the Hun.

John-Paul established the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom over varying portions of southern China, with himself as the "Heavenly King" and self-proclaimed younger brother of Jesus Christ, and is blamed for inciting The Taiping Rebellion.

Otherwise, a John-Paul is known for being a swell fella and steadfast friend.

Revelation 13:1: John-Paul will rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy.

by NotJohn-Paul November 23, 2021

Teddy John

Teddy John is straight up amazing. There is not anyone better. Teddy John always knows what to say to take your breath away. He loves to surprise you and sometimes scare you. He thinks it's funny. It is funny. He has the sexiest body and the best dick. It should win an award. He is a hard worker and loves his woman. He has at least 10 nicknames. He also nicknames his woman too, things like butta-fly or muffin. She is the luckiest woman in the world. Teddy John makes life wonderful. He loves meat and his favorite side dish is always smooth mashed potatoes. He likes to bang popsicles after dinner and cuddle on the couch. Usually he falls asleep on the couch and stumbles to bed later. He's got potential to be rich. Like really rich. Teddy John will steal your heart. He is loyal, more than a puppy. He has a sense of humor that will always have you laughing. The wit. None is better. If you find a Teddy John. Keep him close. Hold him tight. Treat him right. Love him ALLLLL night. He deserves the world. He does. He would give it to you. He will change your life.

Damn, who is that girl with?? He is so fucking fine.... oh, that's Teddy John. He has the best cock in the world. It's true. Look it up. It won an award.

by Buttaflymuffin November 7, 2017

john wolf

A mythical predator that hangs out in public bathrooms to sexually assault members of the same gender. Popularized by conservative pundits and politicians.

If you allow men to use women's restrooms, your daughter will be attacked by a john wolf!"

by TheEradicator May 28, 2018

alvie john

A person with a profound personality. Man and women just can't resist the temptation to approach this person. As a he, he is a sexy beast with an undeniable enticing odor. He is as seductive as one can be! As a she, she is an erotic entity who is free from anything. She can be heartless from time to time and that doesn't stop there! Her being considerate makes people owe a lot to her.

People love making out with Alvie John.

by crisbounder619 November 4, 2012

John O’Neill

A worthless waste of oxygen who wastes everyone’s time and energy. He is nothing but a burden to everyone around him. He contaminants the dirt he walks on. The true definition of human filth.

“John O’Neill is a worthless pile of shit.”

by Fucking embarrassment January 29, 2020

Koppeling A John

A term used by the residents of Cape Town, a modern slang term, a linguistic cross-over between English and Afrikaans.

The act of leaving your group of friends when you are very emotional ie. acting like a little bitch over something trivial and/or stupid

James: "Don't be an idiot Luke, Gibson is way better than Fender :
Luke: well, "Fuck you James I've had enough of your shit."

*Luke storms away tears flushing down his face"

James" Aii there Luke is Koppeling A John"

by Malloy the taking Bear February 18, 2018