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Standing Dog

A sexual position where the bottom dog straightens their hind legs with the top dog standing behind them. This is also the third step of Cave Canem. It precedes the Wheelbarrow and follows Doggystyle.
My wife loves the Standing Dog even more than the Cowgirl.
by Warmpain May 1, 2010
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Faggot dog

Redneck term used to define any small breed of dog such as the Pomeranian that, because of its small stature, couldn't possibly be owned by a manly redneck.
On a trip through Monatana my Mom lets her Pomeranian out to pee. Some rednecks tells her that her dog looks like a "faggot dog."
by iCassius December 19, 2013
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suicidal dog

A canine that has a look on his face of utter despair. Each time you look a suicidal dog in the eyes it makes you wonder if the dog's ever going to try to commit suicide.
Duder 1: "What the hell is wrong with your beagle dude? He looks like he wants to kill himself."

Duder 2: "I know man, he always looks like that."

Duder 1: "You got yourself a suicidal dog for sure. Make sure you don't give him any rope to play with."
by westfalia January 4, 2010
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Dog in the fog

Q. What happens to a dog in the fog?

A. It disappears!!

this is to discribe leaving qiickly after an evening out. When you know you have had a little too much to drink and need to go home but your friends are trying to keep you out!

Everyones happy drinking away, they turn round and you have left half your pint on the bar and the door is flapping in the wind.

this is commonly known as " doing a dog"
I need to go home, im doing a dog!


Wheres leon gone?... Hes done a dog in the fog!

Leons done a dog!
by jonc6969 April 1, 2009
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sailor dog

big ship veteran in search of bitches
by gerfoamea August 19, 2006
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stoner dog

It's the playmate of a stoner kitten, it's the one that teaches her everything. Usually has a stoner boner.
Stoner Kitten: "I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS!!!?!?!"
Stoner Dog: "Relaaaax. You just smoke it."
Stoner Kitten: "Ohhhhh. Thanks my dog!"
Stoner Dog: "No worries man."
by katekatter July 27, 2008
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DOG SLED

When you are doing your girl doggie-style and you pull her arms out from underneath her in the final act.
Brodie finished strong by giving his girl the dog sled.
by Fark May 25, 2005
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