When you are a straight person (attracted to women) and you occasionally give sloppy toppy to the homies, 100% homie proof
by oricadia July 23, 2023
Get the open ended straightmug. A insult so bad it can cause anything to instantly do the worse thing it can do, like explode real bad or something.
1: ur mum gay
2: ur dad lesbian
1: ur granny tranny
2: ur grandpap a trap
1: ur sisters a mister
2: ur brother a mother
1: ur mate straight
*The large hadron collider creates a black hole and swallows everything*
2: ur dad lesbian
1: ur granny tranny
2: ur grandpap a trap
1: ur sisters a mister
2: ur brother a mother
1: ur mate straight
*The large hadron collider creates a black hole and swallows everything*
by s t a r May 13, 2018
Get the ur mate straightmug. by A Grammer Nazi April 18, 2018
Get the Straight Outa Comptonmug. When one apologises to another, typically one of African-American origin, and promises to either 1. change what they did, or 2. not do what they did again, the second person would use this phrase to make sure the first understands that he doesn't have power.
by Riyontakesnoshit May 11, 2016
Get the damn straight foolmug. When two people of the opposite sex partake in a close friendship simlar to that of a close female friendship.
by BisharpWarrior September 23, 2018
Get the Borderline-Straight Friendshipmug. When a gay/bisexual human is attracted to a straight human of the same gender and therefore cannot proceed to have a relationship with them
Kevin: I like him, but im sure he's straight
Stacey: Well it looks like you have to deal with The "They're Straight" Dilemma
Stacey: Well it looks like you have to deal with The "They're Straight" Dilemma
by Miner_man August 31, 2016
Get the The "They're Straight" Dilemmamug. Dominant Alpha male with a body of a greek god and confidence of Hercules who asserts dominance by slicing cherries 🍒 AKA stealing your girl.
Ben: That dude is a straight fruit ninja keep an eye on ur girl.
Sally: Ur such a straight fruit ninja you made me cheat on my boyfriend..wink wink.
Sally: Ur such a straight fruit ninja you made me cheat on my boyfriend..wink wink.
by Stachebra October 6, 2022
Get the Straight Fruit Ninjamug.