milk jug prayer

The prospect of answered prayer is generally relegated to any one of three possible responses: Affirmative (your selected mountain is now relocated), Negative (nope, negative, try again later) and perhaps (you're not quite worthy yet, hold please, etc)
Realistically, there are NO OTHER POSSIBLE responses to each and every given prayer offered to each and every god.

In prayed for rain last night.
Really? Why?
Well. We really need some rain for our crops to grow.
Mmm, I see. Well, prayed for it NOT to rain because my daughter's wedding is this weekend.
The good thing is that the whole process is fatally flawed; my milk jug prayer has the same odds as yours, sucker!

by YAWA July 21, 2022

dish of skim milk

An 18th century insult meaning your weak

Your a dish of skim milk

by Thenazibluesman December 30, 2016

British milk thief

Another term for "John Lennon", celebrating the iconic moment on which he stole milk, then died.

"British milk thief was always my favourite member of Plastic Ono Band."

by Anomalocaris July 19, 2023

milk frother army

milk frother army is a community is a community of individuals who love milk frothers

I am honored to be apart of the milk frother army!

by aisugdj9173)48:! May 20, 2021

Milk Carton Mugshot.

The type of picture that looks like it could be on a milk carton.

Tom: Dude, I was so drunk last night!
Steve: I know, I saw the pictures. Just about every picture of you was a milk carton mugshot.

by whitechapel June 29, 2009

dish of skim milk

An 18th century insult meaning your weak

Your a dish of skim milk

by Thenazibluesman December 30, 2016

Milk Dud’s Law

A law stating that, if encountered, a bald headed black man shall be slapped on the head quickly yet firmly

Person 1: You see that bald guy over there, you know Milk Dud’s Law, right?
Person 2: yeah, I do, let’s get this guy

by da koala June 23, 2020