Rule 172

If anybody says anything to Jaliegh that is meant to be an insult, they must get them a girlfriend. This especially applies to their neighbors 🙏half joking. kinda. maybe. maybe not.

"omg Jaliegh, you bean!"
"rule 172."
"I meant- uh- soapy waffle!"
"still rule 172."
"uh, uh!! I mean you're an improper fraction!!"
"just stop trying."
"stupid mudblood..."
"rule 172, its final."

by JfizzyYT April 24, 2022

road rules

a tv show onmt that is way past its prime

On Road Rules, people are tools!

by allofit July 16, 2003

road rules

A horrible show that should be banned in all countries around the world except iraq, where its only legal for torture.

They killed the poor guy with road rules.

by BYOB August 2, 2003

road rules

A terrible show about a group of "Diverse" people wasting the prime of their life, while traveling/fighting/arguing/living in an RV.

God damn, road rules is almost as bad as real world.

by Steve the Dinosaur July 18, 2003

Rule one

Rule one refers to the first rule of deciding if someone is worth getting involved with: "Never put your dick in crazy". Other more gender-neutral ways of phrasing this rule such as "never invest in crazy" have been suggested, but the central meaning stays true regardless of phrasing.

A:"Oh man, do you think I should get with him?"

B:"No, chicka, he breaks rule one."

A: "Okay, not happening then."

by Owlsongbitter May 22, 2014

Rule 30

Rule 30 states if there is milf near you, you no longer have the flu.

Boy 1: Hey, I’m going to this milf
Boy 2: Don’t you have the flu?
Boy 1: Rule 30 man
Boy 2: Oh your’e right

by Mike Oclonng December 29, 2021

road rules

just about the worst show on MTV. Right next to Who's Got Game.

Did you watch Road Rules tonight?
Yeah it sucked!

by Anonymous July 24, 2003