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Kevin

A clinically insane person, he exists solely for the demise of others. He is a monster, a degenerate, a vile creature that stalks the darkness and feeds off the insanity of the people around him. This is the epitome of a sick bastard who will willingly run over 10 school children at 140 mph in a school zone for a smelly, dusty rapper's cum-stained burger from McDonald's. Records include intricate paintings of smear shit depicting the rise of a supposedly Eldritch god known as Khanh the Goatphukr. Blueprints for a torture mechanism known as the "Bamboo Cock and Ball Torture" have been found in the basement of his old residence, as well as the bodies of children of many different races. There have been many cases where he will commit absolutely heinous crimes and bypass them with the phrase "We do a little trolling."

However, this creature has multiple shown signs of mental retardation and can be capturable with enough determination and patience. One technique theorized to neutralize the creature is known as the Lenny Discharge, where the user baits the creature to a lake: this halts the creature as it stares deep into the empty deep of the lake, the only signs of tranquility known. The user must then ready the firearm (revolver, 12 gauge, etc.) and blast this stupid motherfucker into smithereens until the face is completely recognizable.
Shut the fuck Kevin you fucking animal! You can't just run over that family of four and just call that "The Troll Method!"
No that isn't "the Troll Method" that's vehicular manslaughter!
by femboynutbuster November 22, 2021
mugGet the Kevinmug.

kevin hoor

The ugliest and dumbest person, who has ever lived.
He's the total opposite of Moritz Freyaldenhoven

See this Gebi? If you would call him Kevin Hoor, it would be under HIS level. That's nearly impossible
by MoritzFrey June 26, 2017
mugGet the kevin hoormug.

kevin paguyo

yo u see that kevin paguyo
by r34 but the car October 4, 2022
mugGet the kevin paguyomug.

Kevin

Kevin is the most hated guy and is so god damn ugly. most Kevin's are Asian and he is blind. he cant see. he gets none of the girls because of how ugly he is. he is the type of guy to always get bullied and bashed.
i would not date kevin because he is the ugliest animal alive.
by evert hervey October 13, 2022
mugGet the Kevinmug.

Kevin

that dog eating lil shit he's a kevin for sure
by i hate fat people <3 February 27, 2022
mugGet the Kevinmug.

Kevin

At the tender age of 14, he already found out he likes boys.
Kevin likes men.
by Skqittles March 18, 2022
mugGet the Kevinmug.

kevin fruit

Hey Anne, stop being a Kevin Fruit.
by beebeebabycakes May 19, 2016
mugGet the kevin fruitmug.

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