English Egg Salad

When your girl shits eggy diarrhea into your salad while you are eating it, normally combines with other feces or human excrement such as semen or urine

“Hey babe, what do you fancy for dinner tonight?”
“Can we have an English Egg Salad?”

by chickfilamastar August 7, 2025

Eggs Or Not?

A question used to learn the approval/importance of things.
Unfortunately, the answers have no significance of meaning.

Grant- Hey, Steven. Not getting your hacked version of Guitar Hero to work; Eggs or Not?

Steven- No eggs.

by Grant Willoughby January 3, 2008

scrambling eggs

To masturbate with a hand warmer before you enter her vagina and when she cums her egg is scrambled from the warm dick.

Scrambling Eggs- "Shit, Kyle really went to town scrambling eggs last night!"

by LickDickRick January 31, 2018

Egg

An Egg is something that you cook and is a delicacy to many places.

I am having boiled egg with my salad for tea

by Shivering goose June 8, 2021

Egg

Its just an egg, you daft cunt. Jesus, if you dont know what an egg is, your an actual retard.

Person 1:lemme fry an egg
Person 2:your eggs are trash dude
Person 1:youre trash dude
Person 2:Fuck

by o o p May 9, 2020

Dirt Egg

Deriving from an individual, usually found sleeping in a parking lot, who frequently eats hard boiled eggs. One of which has been peeled and has fallen onto the ground and rolled through a soft, fine dirt; and despite his or her best efforts cannot be cleaned. Obviously the individual eats the egg and occasionally feels guilty of his or her actions, occasionally.

Logan, its been a month and you haven't moved from that lot, I get skiing is cool and being a ski bum is solid but don't turn into a dirt egg.

by Dirt Egg Man November 7, 2018

Waffled-egg-syrup scabadoosh

This is an idiom that you say instead of using bad words when you are in front of kids.

This is a complete Waffled-egg-syrup scabadoosh!

by Aphi_losopher January 19, 2022