Ball Balm

Chapstick for the balls. Usually in a roll on package. Lubricates the scrotum.

Joe: "Damn! My balls are dry!"
Bob: "Its okay, I have some extra ball balm, just rub some on."

by Dr. McAwesomeBerg August 11, 2009

going balls

To lose your mind; to go crazy.

Slurry: It's hot, I literally can't breathe!

Jess: Calm down...you're going balls

by MavvyVaddo December 16, 2011

8 ball

verb. To send someone an invite to play 8 ball pool on imessage when they want to talk about something

I tried to ask her what was wrong but she 8 balled me

by TheVoicedFlame November 25, 2018

Old balls

Refers to a College senior, and most applicable to a 5th or 6th year senior. Used commonly by Fraternity men in reference to the senior or (in rarer cases) 5th year senior that is still living in the house, or attending classes.

"Man! I can't believe Farbo is going to live in next semester!"

"Yeah man, he's Old Balls.."

by Internet video master July 13, 2006

Bat Balls

Bat Balls is a phenomenon that occurs under intense heat wherein the seated subject's scrotum relaxes and slides underneath subject's thighs, sometimes sticking to the seat cushion.

Due to the fact that the air conditioning in Travis' van was broken, he and all the movers had Bat Balls by the time they reached David's house.

by K-Fed August 17, 2006

Ball Blower

Yet another word that describes a man or a woman that sucks the dick.

Maggie is such a ball blower, she blew my brother.

by vaginikus April 17, 2010

ball beard

when a gentleman shaves all of his pubic hair except for the hair around the bottom of his balls, which is grown long and groomed to resemble a beard.

dan stroked his ball beard thoughtfully as he perused the morning paper.

by susie panties January 18, 2009