Adam Thielen

Piss

I Adam Thielened all over the floor, because I am too sophisticated for toilets.

by Yojeffery March 21, 2022

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Adam

A lying dumbass who tells ppl “I get 95’s on all my tests” “im a computer head that gets a lot of head” he is very stupid and needs to be quit during class. His mom is a savage

Adam is a dumbass

by Aaron 😂 January 21, 2020

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Dirty Adam

The act of fucking your girlfriend and then do boobplay with a girl called Grace outside of a college.

No way, he just did a Dirty Adam

by TheRealAnonDon May 20, 2024

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Adam is a true man. He will never offend or disrespect his ( Lady). He will wait on "His Queen"no matter the consequences, and how much it hurts every time she sweeps through his life with her long wavy red hair that simply takes his breath away. If her blue eyes make the world and everything else appear black and white, he has no idea the effect he has on his love. When he walks into a room, all clocks stop for her and the earth denies it's rotation. For her there is no other man that exists! She must have all of Adam or nothing at all! Unbeknownst to Adam his pheromones render his queen speechless and his light and gentle touch drive her completely wild with love, longing, and loneliness "Only" for (him). A piece of her heart will always belong to Adam because he is irreplaceable in her eyes!

Adam

by Contririum1 July 12, 2019

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