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Bad News Bears

interjection used to indicate a sense of foreboding or fear of the future. Has nothing to do with actual bears. The use of the assumed antonym 'good news bears' is frowned upon.
"I just slept through my Math final, this is bad news bears."
"I went to my Math final. It was bad news bears."
"Jimmy watched in vain as the fire weaved its way towards the gasoline tank. His last thought was, 'This is bad news bears.'"
by jimbo allen August 6, 2006
mugGet the Bad News Bearsmug.

don't poke the bear

A phrase of warning used to prevent oneself or others from asking or doing something that might provoke a negative response from someone or something else.
Employee 1: "Should I ask the boss for a day off?"
Employee 2: "He just found out his wife left him, so don't poke the bear."
by Ken Brenan 2 April 27, 2008
mugGet the don't poke the bearmug.

Curse of TC Bear

the string of losing seasons by the Minnesota Twins that followed the destruction of TC Bear's habitat in center field of Target Field
Steve: man, its been 30 years since the twins had a winning record
Joe: ya, its the curse of TC Bear. the Twins cut down the trees in center field because some of the coddled players under the Ron Gardenhire regime were too distracted to hit the ball.
Steve: huh, i'll be damned
by boshk September 22, 2011
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load bearing poster

Something that seems trivial or unrelated to a larger thing, until you try to remove it. From a Simpsons episode where Rod (or Todd) tries to remove a Krusty the Clown poster from his wall, only to watch the wall start to crumble apart
Bart said to Rod "Careful... That's a load bearing poster."
mugGet the load bearing postermug.

Bear Grylls margarita

Equal parts Mountain Dew & gold tequila. Blend with ice until it looks like urine.
Pete: "Hey Becca, lets make some Bear Grylls margaritas".
Becca: "Fuck yeah".
by ThePianoMan September 4, 2013
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Fair Care Bear

A cuddly bear that enjoys nothing more than the fair.
Me: My Nala bear sure does love the fair.

Friend: Sounds like she's a Fair Care Bear to me.
by Whelan1221 January 4, 2019
mugGet the Fair Care Bearmug.

gummy bear

"...not unless you brought some gummy bears"
by AndrewMichael May 20, 2009
mugGet the gummy bearmug.

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