calm your lumps

Calm your lumps means something different depending on who it is said to. If said to a female, it means "Calm your tits." If said to a male, it means "Calm your nuts." If said to an adolescent, it means " Calm your pimples."

Mom, calm your lumps!

Stop busting my balls, calm your lumps!

by Woodyslumps December 29, 2016

Sick to your pants

You have diarrhea

Oh, phew ... were you just sick to your pants ?

by moonchild2C March 6, 2010

Check your temperature

To figure out where you stand with someone.

I have to check your temperature before we hangout to get a feel of you first.

by Djjjjjjjjjj March 24, 2021

Yell Your Mind

The idea that vocal and frequent expression of your opinions and ideologies should be the default and is the most healthy state of any individual.

Man on the sidewalk: THE WORLD IS ENDING IN 2012!

Man in car: Yell your mind!

by Spozzy January 9, 2011

shut your fuck

when you stroke out on your keyboard and type "shut your fuck" instead of "shut the fuck up,"

Person A: You look so stupid in that picture! LOL
Person B: Shut your fuck

by kevinlegnard December 13, 2018

Dry your eyes

Sarcastic retort said to someone moaning bout something that's really not worth moaning bout, similar to 'cry me a river'

Guy 1: Mate my gfs doing my fuckin nut in
Guy 2: Dry your eyes pal and don't be such a quivering pussy

by yomomasdildo May 24, 2015

hole in your pants

A male ripping a female’s pants and fucking her.

Hey bae, I ‘bout to put a hole in your pants.

by Ghostbustersboi776 May 4, 2018